Hey Anon,
My name is Wizard, and I hex every single one of you. All of you are beardless, uneducated, commonfolk who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pictures of asses. You are everything muggle in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any serious loving? I mean, I guess it's fun casting spells on people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off in the forums.
Don't be a virgo. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Headmaster of the wizarding team, and lover on my sexing team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked rearshot porn"? I also am 800 years old, and have a banging hot lover (We just made love, Shit was SO serious). You are all faggots who should just get a serious face. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and a bitch
Fuck with this copypasta, guys.