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Anonymous ID:BTdGBu+q No.440723006 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>440723087 >>440723119 >>440723147 >>440723729 >>440724407 >>440724990 >>440725107 >>440725420 >>440725482 >>440727029
Wanted to share painful green text story. Can't tell it anywhere else.

> Only son, spoiled brat
> Prick of a teenager cunt
> Engaging in normal social activities always end up in idiotic rage and fighting. Socially inept
> No gf, that feel when... Nobody gives a fuck about me
> That feel when gonna die alone because of being such a dick
> Hate the entire human race, specially adults
> Establish some kind of relationship with female outcast (pic kinda related) in school, start to care about someone and develop as a human being
> Dicking eventually ensues, conversations after sex get... strange
> "Oh anon, I believe we were born just to meet each other, there can't be anyone who I feel so close to me"
> "Oh really anonette?"
> "Really... I believe I'm starting to feel ready to take things to another level... I mean intimately" *giggles and drops subject* Don't give it much thought, had sex

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