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ID:HSIbclKR No.442351485 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
SUMMARY OF THE COLORSAGE WAR:

Red declared war on Blue. That is how it began. Almost immediately, Black, White, Purple, Yellow and Green teams erupted out of nowhere.

Yellow and Purple were quickly eliminated, and two skirmishes played out. Red versus Blue, and Black versus White. Black was officially at war with all colors, but it focused on White.

Soon, Red and White allied, and Black and Blue allied. Quickly however, in an unprecedented series of betrayals and backhand alliances, nobody really understood who they were fighting.

White betrayed Red, and it became a war between Red and everybody else. Simultaneously, a terrorist group called Gray joined the fray. They sabotaged White's thread into submission, before the Red's came to White's aid. In the remaining destruction, a new alliance emerged: The Neutral Alliance.

While Red was locked in conflict with Blue, the Neutral Alliance gathered its strength and waited patiently. It was at this point that the saging began. Sage bombing took place on every thread, and teams began to make backup threads just in case.