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Anonymous ID:PLA1lFHD No.442373618 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>442383363
>be 37
>never had a job before
>get job working with animals in some bigshot celeb's basement
>no air-conditioning, hot as balls
>take off shirt and wear it like a hat, lawrence of arabia-style
>some sick fuck slams a door on the boss's favorite pet
>know I'll never get another job

>mfw the boss sees me shirtless, sweaty, and crying over the dead body of his pet
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