Hello /b/. Several months ago I got really drunk and thought it would be a good idea to accept over 150 friend requests on Facebook from people I didn't know or didn't like. Also I left Facebook open on my laptop one day at work, resulting in my coworker adding about 200 people. So, now I have about 300 friends that I do not know, and I pretty much spend all day posting dumb shit on their statuses when work is slow. Here's something from earlier today. Enjoy.