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Anonymous ID:qWRUoimi No.444076675 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>444077469 >>444078230 >>444085490 >>444086893
Hey /b/ I have a school story I should tell you.
>be 16 going to physics
>fucking hate physics the teacher is a pervert that will look down your shirt if you are a girl
>like i give a fuck
>sit in the back of the classroom and see a swell pencil on the back desk designated for nothing
>pick up that pencil and start writing notes and shit
>teacher finishes leacture and sum up material
>throw the pencil back in its place
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ANON GO PICK UP THAT TRASH
>like i give a fuck. Got a swell pencil
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