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ID:ZJlODhQf No.444089174 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello 4chan, I come to you in times of peace, where trolls are trolling softly, and newfags are lurking. Where all the oldfags are still emotionless neckbeards who live in basements, and where all niggers are still niggers, let us rejoice, and learn from one another! All newfags have the following permissions in this thread
>Being a complete faggot
>Being a nigger is okay, for now...
>Asking questions
>And all that other shit nobody cares about
To get things rolling I'll start off with a few acronyms
>TL;DR - Too long; didn't read
>inb4 - In before whatever follows
>Newfag - YOU, YOU FAGGOT
>Oldfag - Don't kid yourself, these don't exist
Now feel free to ask any and all questions and give sketchy pictures and ask about them, GO!