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Anonymous ID:S16DUmCU No.445634470 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>445678625 >>445710642 >>445735554
ITT: Awkward sexual experiences

>be 19 in college
>bring girl back
>starts giving me head
>she's really bad at giving head
>try to "encourage" her
>push her head down
>gag reflex kicks in
>she pukes all over my dick, balls, and it trickles down my asshole
>she is so embarrassed that she starts crying
>she quickly puts her clothes on and leaves
>i'm pissed that she didn't finish the blowjob
>never hear from her again
>mfw

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