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ID:MGw8rxIB No.445688851 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Human remnants RPG thread continuing. Here's some basic background.

Four thousand humans escaped the destruction of Earth in an 'Ark', a massive ship containing vehicles, resources, and the sum of human knowledge to accompany them to a nitrogen-oxygen planet thirty light years away. After more than a hundred thousand years of cryogenic sleep, the humans have woken up on this strange planet.

So far they have formed relations with the indigenous virmiems, are at war with a race called the aurigni, and been more than a little bit inconvenienced (intentionally or not, none can say) by massive energy-based life forms called the procella. We have just won a major engagement with the aurigni by detonating a thermonuclear bomb, though this has backfired slightly in that it caused the procella to move into the affected area, attracted by the radiation. We have captured some aurigni tech and three prisoners.