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ID:Jz5mHow/ No.446673229 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Here I am all alone again.. gonna share with you a little story of what happened to me last week.

>Be in college studying for finals
>Ex that broke up with me walks by me in the library
>She comes to me, sits next to me and says "I miss you"
>We broke up like 2 months ago and she was seeing someone already
>Being the beta faggot that I am, I say I miss her too
>She tells me to have dinner with her at her apartment
>Finish my studies and go home to wash/shave perfume etc
>Meet her there and she had dinner almost ready
>spaghetti bolognese, wasn't surprised, she can't cook shit
>so we sit down and I ask her why she came back to me
>the guy she was seeing was a total jerk as it seems, no surprise
>She said she was really sorry and wanted to make up
>she leans over we kiss, and we start to get really intense
>She knocks down the food from the table and spreads her legs like London tower bridge
>I drop my pants and start thrusting her