>>446955941Everyone on /b/ wants a lifelong companion, right? Probably including you. No one TRULY wants to die alone.
I can PROMISE you: NO woman of marriageable material will give you the time of day if you find animal abuse hilarious. None.
Whores? Maybe. Attention desperate sluts? Sure. Dyed-hair, 100 piercings/tattoos bitches. Possibly. But a decent girl who will WANT to make your dinner every day, who will WANT to explore your every fantasy, who will WANT to raise your children right, no chance in hell. Have fun being alone forever.
While you post "Hurr durr, you mad bro?" in reply to this, just think of the lonely deathbed you will eventually rest in.
Now GTFO my /b/ cancer candyass.