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Job Secrets Thread

>The McDonalds I used to work at sold Shamrock Shakes all year long, it just wasn't on the menu
>The pizza place I worked at got shut down because of traces of semen in the pizza
>My semen

>I work at Google in Mountain View California as a Software Engineer, and I could never be happier. Best job ever, seriously. President came in a couple years ago and we all wore pajamas.