>>447220085What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in culinary school, and I've been involved in numerous banquets and dinner parties, and I have over 300 gourmet recipes. I am trained in gorilla cuisine and I'm the top chef in the entire US culinary circuit. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe you the fuck out with cooking expertise the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cooks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the main course, busboy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can cook anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in french cuisine, but I have access to the entire kitchen of Kitchen Stadium and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit better food all over you and you will choke on it. You're fucking stale, kiddo.
