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ID:i4W5W4DR No.447254334 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright, this is the story of how I almost banged Moot at a Bed & Breakfast in New Jersey.

>A few weeks back
>Working at a B&B in NJ. Not the kind of place celebrities go to typically. We did get Lady Gaga a few years ago, and OJ back in the 90s.
>It's a Saturday morning, and I'm working the breakfast bar. We aren't a very big establishment...so it's just me out there, a manager in the backroom, and a few mexicans in the kitchen.
>A dashing young fellow with soft, curly hair walks through the door
>I immediately recognize him as Moot
>Walks up to the bar
>"Holy crap what is going on here" I think to myself.
>He asks for some milk and a few sausage links. I try to act coy and be cool about it. Not letting him know I recognize him yet.

To be cont.