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Anonymous ID:VQzvf+Sx No.447755325 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>447755517 >>447757010 >>447758704 >>447760132 >>447761760 >>447766517 >>447770831
>15
>sophmore year
>great grades
>no social life
>literally 3 friends
>sit online playing games all day
>thatfeel.jpg
>so one day I'm playing minecraft on this server I like
>when this dude walks up to my house
>I'm about to go outside and kill him but he starts talking in chat
>I was in a good mood so why not
>skin is a girl skin
>after chatting a while it turns out it is a girl
>me being the betafaggot that i am invite her to move in with my minecraft house purely based on that fact
>pathetic i know
>she accepts and we play together
>she's not a noob dispite everything i know about girl gamers
>the whole thing is thoroughly fun
>shes smart and witty
>and shes a prankster
>she tricked me into so many traps that I stayed 50 blocks away from her for a week
>I just blew up her house once
>we've been playing together for a few months
>one day we end up exchanging real names somehow
>hers is Eliza, short for Elizabeth
>her name sounds familiar
>mfw this chick goes to my school
>mfw shes in my homeroom
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