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Anonymous ID:L6oaig24 No.448650575 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>448650768 >>448650852 >>448651150 >>448651464 >>448651561 >>448651723 >>448652769 >>448654164 >>448654772 >>448656204 >>448658858
>Be 15
>Sister's 13
>Sister getting into guys, this much is obvious
>Be really great with computers (hacked a person in Poland ( SQL injections ) at age 9)
>Sister's computer 'breaks' one day
>Malware
>Not a problem for OP. Fixes computer.
>While i'm at it, infect it with my own RAT to cause mayhem later.
>Days go by.
>Sister walks in whilst i'm whacking off one night.
>wellthisisawkward.jpg
>More days go by.
>Sister and I sitting on couch.
>She pokes at my package through my jeans playfully.
>"What were you doing 3 nights ago, OP?"
>What do you think?
>"Do the dishes for me or i'll tell dad"
>Highly religious household.
>Fuck.
>I get dishes done.
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