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ID:KcseFXux No.449054278 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Okay /b/ I did some pretty fucked up shit last night. Not sure if it is win or if I should feel bad. Coming here to see what you guys think.

>Inb4 the dinosaur
>inb4 wincest

>be 18
>parents on holiday
>house sitting with sister
>she decides to have a party
>hires bouncers to keep it under control
>starts at 7:00 pm, 70-80 people coming
>bit of a betafag, spend some time outside talking to people, lots of good looking girls
>have a few drinks, go back upstairs
>No one is drunk enough for me to even try hitting on
>few hours pass, party getting rowdier and louder
>upstairs chilling still
>few people already left, maybe 50 or so crammed inside and outside the house
>hear a noise coming from the stairs over the music