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ID:MZOCJp4N No.449107512 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
(me) Seriously why havent we had sex yet?
(her) who was that meant for?
(me) you
(her) you want to have sex with me?
(me) are you offering?
(her) I don't think of you like that
(me) But I think of YOU all the time
(her) You're my friend, don't ruin this
(me) usually it's late at night and all the lights are off, I just lay there, thinking about you
(her) That's sweet, but you should go for someone more your type
(me) because when the lights are off, sometimes I forget he's my dad
(her) what?
(me) I mean, when the lights are off, and I'm daydreaming, I think of our future
(her) your dad? what about your dad?
(me) please don't talk about my dad, it will just put me into a bad mood
(her) What is your dad doing with you with the lights off?
(me) No, please.. I can't talk about that.. he'll hurt my mom
(her) What are you talking about? Is your dad hurting you? You can tell me!
(me) I need to go, I need to go. I'm sorry I ever brought this up
(her) You need to tell me whats going on or I'm going to get involved with or without you
(me) you don't understand
(her) I might understand alot more than you think I do, I had problems with my dad too you know, there's a reason why I moved into my moms house at 14
(me) Are you saying what I think you're saying?
(her) Call me please, or come over
(me) I'll be there in 30 minutes