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ID:7bePDU1e No.449166054 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Let me tell you a story about why I'm killing myself tonight /b/ros, after I write this I will hang myself. I'm doing it at a church, where she and I first kissed. Let me tell you what made me do what I'm about to do.

>Be me two weeks ago
>This girl (Let's call her Angel) and I have been dating for 3 years, (She's a 9/10) all throughout highschool.
>We used to love each other so much
>We would spend every moment together, everything was perfect.
>To make the story not confusing I have to tell you how we met.

>We were both in English together Freshmen year
>She was beautiful, and I couldn't take my eyes off her
>We would occasionally catch both of us glancing at eachother
>This went on for about a month (I was and still am pretty beta)
>I would always start singing when class ended (I'm decent)
>She heard me and said "You're pretty good."
>I blushed and said "Thanks!"
>I Jokingly said "You know I could serenade you if you want?"
>Without missing a beat she shot back "I'd love that."
>I was speechless
>I choked out "Haha.... Maybe later."

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