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ID:UpDk0hR2 No.449343498 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm here after reading an insightful article online, about the horrors that 4chan has caused yet again.
I am a loving, understanding and compassionate man, but when you fuckers messed with my daughter, you fucked up to be quite honest.
This #cutforbeieber crap on Twitter is the last straw, i will be contacting Mi5, the metropolitan and every other tool at my disposal to have this website banned in the United Kingdom.

You have been warned /b/, this time you went too far. It's bad enough you made my beautiful Olivia shave her head, but now, NOW she has cut herself to shreds.