>>451218756We take off exactly the same way every other plane does so I have no clue what you mean.
The music is retarded. And it's wrong anyway. They say it's an on time arrival. It's not.
E.g.
Flight on your purchase says 15:00-16:00 let's say.
On the actual day of the flight they count the push back (which we usually lie about anyway "oh yeah whatever just call it on time") as the departure time. We could be sitting on the ground for 15mins waiting to line up to take off.
Might not get airborne until 15:15. But whatever. Doesn't matter. It's the arrival... the "on-time record".
We then land physically on the runway at 15:58 which is before 16:00 so the cabin crew play that stupid fucking jingle. You're in on time.
But are you?
By the time we taxi to the gate and get the engines shut down, depending on airport, that could be another 10mins. Somewhere like Madrid or Barcelona it could be fucking 20mins.
So you pull on stand at 16:18 and then it's still counted as on time? What a load of shit.