Hello /b/. Tonight, I tell you of Mr Chocolate Milk. This story began one day at walmart as I was doing my shopping. I walked past the milk and it called to me:
>"Anon"... "Anon.. I am so tasty and delicious, come buy me Anon"..
>I was like.. "No Mr Chocolate Milk I cannot buy you and drink you, because you'll make me pee out of my butt"
>Mr Chocolate Milk said: "But Anon, Im so awesome and fresh and taste so yummy, I wont make you sick, I promise."
So I brought Mr Chocolate Milk home with me.