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Anonymous ID:fJSChgpA No.451989814 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>451990685 >>451992196 >>451998808 >>452003931 >>452004992 >>452006019 >>452016269 >>452028127 >>452028431 >>452030323 >>452030406
ITT: Awkward / Cringeworth moments I will be start.

>Be 19
>Be on 4chan browsing for porn.
>Stumble upon hardcore Futa porn on /d/
>Huge dicks coming out of small anime girls hottest shit on earth
>Fap furiously in living room
>Both cat and dog leave living room because they know whats up
>Suddenly hear dad come upstairs from basement
>Ohtitsmyshit.png
>tuck dick back into pants
>Dad comes in
>"Hey Anon, what's that on your computer"
>Be confused, Say
>"Dad why did you call me anon, my name is Frank"
>mfw my dad browses 4chan for traps 24/sleven
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