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ID:pCfEHQbB No.452197802 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Yesterday OP delivered what I can only explain to be one of the most alpha threads /b/ has ever seen. It started with OP claiming that his gf cheated on him, she pretty much said she would do anything for him to take her back. He made her rub shit on her face, eat it, and video it. OP then broke up with her! OP delivered with video.

Link to vid: http://www69.zippyshare.com/v/98939407/file.html