>Chad told his parents who were agnostic
>Chads parents took chad to homosexual correctional therapy
>Agnostics believe that homosexuals have an afterlife, as opposed to nothing happening when they die
>Chads parents were mentally retarded
>they forgot they were poor
>So they spent all of their money on the correctional therapy lessons
>Chad and his parents lived on the street, because they were evicted!
>They done goof'd
>Chads parents told chad to go find a way to make some money!
>Chad went walking down the street, and he saw a mormon
>He asked the mormon if he would guve chad money!
>The mormon asked chad if he was gay
>Chad said yes
>The mormon said he was a pimp(noun): 1. Someone who has people have sex with people and collects the profits earned
>Chad said he wouldn't mind having sex with men for money
>So the mormon took chad to an hotel owned by the mormon and introduced him to the other prostitutes that worked for the mormon
>There he met a prositute named doug
>doug offered chad heroine
>The heroine gave chad a nice feeling
>a few days later, chad wanted more heroine!
>Doug told chad he got it from a dirty mexican named Joe Garnell
>Chad went to meet Joe Garnell
>On his way over there, a black man was raping a white girl in an alley
>The black guy saw chad, shot the white girl and left his gun and ran
>Chad picked up the gun
>Chad wondered how it worked
>He pulled the trigger, and accidentally shot the white girl, and her ass disintegrated and she died ok
>Chad said oh shit my nigga
>Chad ran with the gun and met up with Joe Garnell
>Joe said oh shit, nigga has a gun
>Joe bailed the fuck out of there
>Chad shot joe, and joe died
>Chad sucked joes dead dick and drank joes heroine
>Chad was a necrophilic, gay, heroine junkie, and a murderer