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Anonymous ID:L7iRdQN7 No.453821529 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>453821759 >>453821969 >>453822059 >>453822120 >>453822241 >>453822312 >>453822369 >>453822494 >>453823204 >>453823252 >>453823669 >>453825634 >>453827134 >>453827726
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>open door
>run straight into very well dressed lady about 40 yrs old
>i turn and close the door
>because it might smell
>turn back to face her and say hello
>she smiles and asks who i am i explain quickly
>she is hot as fuck
>got to be the mother in the painting
>she tells me her daughter told them about me
>and about what a great friend i am
>all i can can think is i now know where princess got her boobs from
>her mum is a 9/10
>every 16 yr olds fantasy
>holy fuck the smoke
>tell her i think there's something happening outside
>i have to go
>she smiles and kisses my cheek
>???wtf
>i walk quickly downstairs and outside
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