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ID:bQgzTfb9 No.455801354 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello /b/.

There was a thread like this yesterday but it failed due to immature faggotry.

Today, we are going to create a Wikipedia page for Dr. James Rustle, the sheriff of a town called Olde Fayge from the years 1867 to 1891. None of this "he was ghey and den he shat on da midget king lelel xD" shit, we want this to actually be believable, so people can read it and believe that there really was a James Rustle living in the world at some point.

Let's do this faggots.