>>456191383Oh oh oh I like this one. Okay.
(3) High end computer, easily. I'd lose my MIND if I didn't have a computer to do something.
(3+8=11) Live-in hottie. I'm charming enough to make her enjoy the fact that she's going to be in a cell with me for the next ten years.
(11+4=15) Alcohol. See above.
(15+...
Hold on. I wanted to pick the fresh fruit/veggies/meat, but see, there's no refrigerator, no kitchen... Why? Fuck it. I'm going to assume that...
(15+8=23) Upgraded room might contain a fridge and some cooking shit. Fuck it. While I'm at it, I don't wanna keep the live-in hottie in a bad bathroom.
(23+7=30) Upgraded bathroom. And that bitch BETTER have some cleaning equipment. Gimme some Lysol and a healthy supply of paper towels/teepee. But wait. Something... ahh. AHH.
(30-3=27) Take the computer. I don't need it. I DON'T NEED IT. I DON'T NEED IT I DON'T
(27+3=30) Give me all your foods monthly. I better have gotten a fucking fridge out of the upgraded room/bathroom/;laksdjf;sdalfjk. Computer. Computer. Compu
(30-... fuck... minus what... f... F.. FAAAAAAAAAAACK
This is harder than it seems.
Okay. If I can SOMEHOW coax some entertainment of some kind in my upgraded room/bathroom so that I can at LEAST entertain my hottie, I'd be thrilled. I'll stop there. Fuckin'... No computer. Guh. WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
(30-8=22) FUCK YOU BITCH I NEED
(22+3=25) MY COMPUTER AND
(25+4=29) SOME /b/TARDS TO BRING ME RIPPED VIDEO GAMES AHHHHARGAHGRAHGHRGHR.
(29-7=22) BYE BATHROOM
(22+6=28) HELLO RIGHT HAND
(28-8=20) GOODBYE UPGRADED ROOM I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE
(20+5=25) SteeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEAM
(25+... FUCK... 25+4... NO... No. No I must have done some math wrong somewhere. No. No no no no. I'm one point short of.. jfjjfja;sdflkjsaf;j
(25-... no, I wouldn't do that to her. FUCK IT
(25+5=30) Give me my fucking cat. I better get ample cat food and a cat bed and... f.. FAAAAAAAAAAAACK