Stranger: hi
You: hey 19/f/uk, you?
Stranger: 12/f/us
You: Ooooooo younglings. :D You like bvb?
Stranger: more like love
You: I love them too!
You: They're touring round england at the moment. I met Andy at one of their shows!
Stranger: OMG UR SOOO LUCKY their stop in my state is sold out
You: Oh no! D: You wanna know a really cool secret about BvB?
Stranger: ik, sure
You: Andy Beirsack is ugly and talentless.
Stranger: no he's not
Stranger: y do u say that
You: He is both lyrically and musically inept.
You: When you grow older you'll realise what a stupid little shit you were when you were twelve.
You: Here, listen to this.
You:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZUvl2FwX0YStranger: no he's not he has wrote most of their songs
You: In six years, post on
4chan.org/b/ telling everyone how that album changed your taste in music forever.
Stranger: ur a fucking cunt u piece of shit so stfu
You: You may address the post to Dan.
You: Farewell, newfriend.
Stranger: fuck you
You have disconnected.