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ID:Gj9W6Q5U No.459024608 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
1. Go to http://www.plutorocks.com/
2. Click "write in form"
3. Write "Zoidberg"
4. Cite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoidberg_(zeitrburg)
4. Repeat 100x
5.?????
6. "Zoidberg" becomes the name of one of Pluto's Moons
>For extra fun, vote the wiki article as trustworthy

The International Astronomical Union is letting us pick the name of 2 of Pluto's newly discovered Moons...


NOW'S OUR CHANCE!

Why not Zoidberg?

>DOITDOITDOIT