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ITT: Most embarrassing moment as a child.
>be me
>be in first grade
>teacher tells us to use the bathroom before story time, no interruptions
>didn't have to go at that time so I go find my spot
>bitch is reading Rainbow Fish for the vagillionth time in a row
>she reads slowly like she's autistic and shit and showing the pictures like three times around
>like we forgot what rainbow fish looks like
>suddenly feel bowels begin to move
>ohshit.jpg
>raise hand
>get ignored
>oh no you fucking didn't
>raise hand and start hopping up and down on my ass
>wrong idea
>feels like a pimple of shit is about to burst
>bitch sees me and tells me to not interrupt, I'll just have to wait
>reads even slower, but sees my discomfort and let's me go
>ohthankgod
>can't hold this in much longer
>I didn't know if I was supposed to run or walk in this emergency
>step outside of the door
>body thinks its the right place
>shit my pants fully
>step back in classroom not knowing what to do
>eyes swell with tears
>"It's too late."
>teacher looks at me oddly as I sit down
>continues reading
>girl next to me sniffs and then looks at my direction
>"you smell"
>teacher smells it too and tells me to go to the nurses office
>lol dumb bitch I'm off to the potty
>be me
>be in first grade
>teacher tells us to use the bathroom before story time, no interruptions
>didn't have to go at that time so I go find my spot
>bitch is reading Rainbow Fish for the vagillionth time in a row
>she reads slowly like she's autistic and shit and showing the pictures like three times around
>like we forgot what rainbow fish looks like
>suddenly feel bowels begin to move
>ohshit.jpg
>raise hand
>get ignored
>oh no you fucking didn't
>raise hand and start hopping up and down on my ass
>wrong idea
>feels like a pimple of shit is about to burst
>bitch sees me and tells me to not interrupt, I'll just have to wait
>reads even slower, but sees my discomfort and let's me go
>ohthankgod
>can't hold this in much longer
>I didn't know if I was supposed to run or walk in this emergency
>step outside of the door
>body thinks its the right place
>shit my pants fully
>step back in classroom not knowing what to do
>eyes swell with tears
>"It's too late."
>teacher looks at me oddly as I sit down
>continues reading
>girl next to me sniffs and then looks at my direction
>"you smell"
>teacher smells it too and tells me to go to the nurses office
>lol dumb bitch I'm off to the potty
