>>460956152Holy shit. You're not trolling. Alright, this is really bad...but there's a solution to this.
You've already made yourself look pathetic and contradictory, so we're going to game off of that to make her feel a sense of pity for you. We're going to use this to manipulate her (gently of course) to not tell anyone about your little slip up.
I swear, if you text her the following messages in order, she'll completely drop it and probably even start being at least "alright" with you.
Step 1: Wait until she signs off. Or just log out of FB for a bit. It is crucial that you send the following messages in order, unchanged, and ESPECIALLY WHILE SHE IS OFFLINE.
Step 2: Delete original redtube comments and all of your replies.
Step 3: Messaging time.
>Message 1:Listen, I'm really sorry for the inappropriate commentary. I don't know how to act around people sometimes. I deleted my comments as a peace offering. I really didn't mean to offend you, I genuinely thought you'd get a kick out of it.
>Message 2:To be honest, I felt extremely awkward, so I messaged a good friend and asked him how bad I fucked up. He made it clear that my jokes were making you feel completely uncomfortable and I apologize.
>Message 3:Can we please just act like I never said any of that stuff? Seriously, I don't want everyone to think I'm a creeper when it's really just social anxiety and not knowing how to relate to people.
>Message 4:I was just trying to relate to you, Emma. I really didn't mean to offend you.
>Message 5:Emma, please respond! I don't want everyone to think I'm a creeper.
>Message 6:Please respond Emma
>Message 7:Emma?
>Message 8::(
This will most definitely get her to sympathize with you. You need to play off the sympathy thing more than anything else. That's the only thing that will make her spare you in your shared (and extended) social circle.
Remember what I said about crafting your IRL persona? Good luck, this is really your last chance.