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ID:quspTpA3 No.466097001 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be white
>Be married to white woman.
>Wife get's pregnant.
>woohoo.jpg
>We had been trying for couple of months.
>9months later (yesterday)
>Black baby.

>I'm staying at a hotel right now.
>What do?

Pic related;
it's my feels.