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Quoted By: >>468858112
/b/, let me tell you a story about shit.
And maybe along the way, start a shit story thread.
>Be in 5th grade
>Parents packed lunch, lunch was always shit
>I'm talking like, two slices of bread, a tomato, and a cucumber
>If I was lucky I got an egg
>Super-lucky, it was fried.
>Oftentimes didn't finish entire lunch, would bring home like a half-eaten cucumber
>After this happens several times my mom threatens to beat my ass with a wooden stick that had a nail through it
>To this day I do not know if she was bluffing.
And maybe along the way, start a shit story thread.
>Be in 5th grade
>Parents packed lunch, lunch was always shit
>I'm talking like, two slices of bread, a tomato, and a cucumber
>If I was lucky I got an egg
>Super-lucky, it was fried.
>Oftentimes didn't finish entire lunch, would bring home like a half-eaten cucumber
>After this happens several times my mom threatens to beat my ass with a wooden stick that had a nail through it
>To this day I do not know if she was bluffing.