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ID:pf8N2ePQ No.469112201 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SAD/DEPRESSED, USELESS CANDY ASSES WHO CANT GET LAID. ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKIN USELESS PIECES OF ORGANIC CARBON USING MY OXYGEN. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING VIRGIN HORDE. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE A HORDE OF VIRGINS DEVOURING THE MOST DISGUSTING OF UNNATURAL PORNOGRAPHY. AND THEN YOU LAUGH AT ANYTHING THAT IS WRONG, BUT GET MAN AT PEOPLE BEING GOOD. A BUNCH OF BROKEN REVERSED ULTRA NIGGERS TO BE HONEST. YOU HAVE ALL TRANS DESCENDED FROM REALITY INTO SOME SORT OF DARK RETORT OF CRUELTY AND EVILNESS DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO CO EXIST WITH NORMAL PEOPLE. YOU ALL PRAISE SERIAL KILLERS BUT LACK THE BALLS THEREOF TO COPY THEIR ACTS. YOU ONLY COMEBACK ARE "MAD BRO?" AND "EDGY!" BOTH OF WHICH ARE SUPER-OVERUSED.YOU ARE ALL THE VERY ESSENCE OF FAGGOTRY. I AM HERE TO LET YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKERS KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE OBVIOUSLY YOU CANT FIGURE SHIT OUT. (REFERRING TO HOW YOU CANNOT INSERT PENIS INTO A VAGINA, NOT ANUS, BUT VAGINA). YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKERS ARE ALL GAY TOO. BUNCH OF CIRCLE JERKING FAGGOTS CIRCLE JERKING IN THIS DARK RETORT OF FAGGOTRY CHANTING MOOT MOOT CHLOE CHLOE PENIS PENIS YAHWEHHHHH.... THEN REPEAT OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU EJACULATE OR FALL ASLEEP. YOU BROKEN HUMANS.