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Anonymous ID:DtuSfrAh No.471216295 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>471216675 >>471219563 >>471220641 >>471221949 >>471238268 >>471238914 >>471239385 >>471240806 >>471252338
Feel with me guys:
>be 21
>working as a bartender at a local bar
>underage kids usually try to come in and drink but the owner has a strict policy about it so i shove them off
>exactly 3 months ago a kid (aged 15-17) walks in
>tell him to show id
>shows me a document instead
>Singed by Doctor Derp this patient has mostly 3 months left to live
>I dont know what to do
>Tell him to sit in the back and drink quickly
>kid starts coming every-single day at the exact time 17.05
>The third day owner sees the kid
>OH SHIT
>He talks with the kid
>Comes at me
>Says anything he offers is on the house
shall i continue?
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