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ID:UZoSSUYk No.471495196 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
"Hey, wake up." (Thread 3)

>Started thread later than time given
>Fuck me, right?

You pass the weekend and the following week without much of anything happening, miraculously. Michelle and yourself are much closer as of the result from Saturday. Despite it being taboo it was initially her that started it but you just couldn't care anymore. If that wasn't enough to wet your whistle, you've managed to fuck your highschool crush, Felicia. You and your sister arrive at the school talking about this and that. As you go to get out she gives you a deep kiss nearly causing you to sport a hard on. You return the action and both of you walk into the school where you see Felicia arguing with Evan. Immediately irritation boils up in you at how much of a colossal faggot he was when he and his gang of miscreant buddies triple team you. Given as how you're not completely healed up yet you doubt you could start a fight so you instead wait. Given as how you got your ass kicked during school and on school grounds, you figure they probably have the whole thing recorded. You could use this chance for revenge but it sort of gives you the whole 'you're a giant pussy if you do' vibe. Do you:

A) Go up and sucker punch Evan.
B) Talk to the secretary at the office for video footage.
C) Wait for them to get done talking, deal with him later.

>Same rules apply
>3 choices = winrar