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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:54:26 No.471544097 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>471558962 >>471560768 >>471573541

Now I'm hanging here, writhing and fighting for what could be the last moments of my life. I hope Jimmy makes it outta here. Those bastards...

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:54:44 No.471544156 Report

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:56:16 No.471544494 Report

Quoted By: >>471544806 >>471560771

It started this afternoon; I had just come home from a rather ordinary day at work.

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:56:50 No.471544627 Report

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Hmmm story time.

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Anonymous ID:OetKhpGi Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:57:38 No.471544806 Report

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>>471544494
come on in

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Anonymous ID:vPmZ0u2l Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:57:56 No.471544862 Report

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im here, looks promesing enough

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:01:24 No.471545632 Report

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My son Jimmy finishes school two hours before I finish work. I was expecting to find him behind the computer or practicing piano. But no sign of Jimmy.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:03:02 No.471545976 Report

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I was about to call Jimmy's school when I heard screeching tires as a car skidded to a halt outside the house.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:04:30 No.471546307 Report

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I froze and listened. A massive thump echoed through the house. It sounded as if someone had run at full speed into the front door.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:05:54 No.471546630 Report

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I raced down the hall and ripped the front door open just in time to see a yellow sports car roar away.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:07:13 No.471546951 Report

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What the hell is this?

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:08:47 No.471547278 Report

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Jimmy!

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:11:17 No.471547841 Report

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Who would do this? Why?!?

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:13:01 No.471548217 Report

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*ring*

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Anonymous ID:A7cGfeKu Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:13:32 No.471548348 Report

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Posting in possibly epic thread

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Anonymous ID:kgO2RPct Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:14:17 No.471548525 Report

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bamp

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:14:19 No.471548529 Report

Quoted By: >>471548832

>Hello?
>10pm at the docks. You bring fifty-thousand dollars. Any cops and we kill the kid.
>Who the fuck is this?!?

The line went dead.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:15:30 No.471548794 Report

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Two weeks ago my brother was murdered. A day or so before it happened, he called me begging for money. I knew he had a gambling problem, and if I helped him this time he would just keep asking for more. He insisted he really needed it this time, but he wouldn't say why. His last words to me were "you'll wish you helped me".

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:15:40 No.471548821 Report

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He should've acquired a particular set of skills while he had the chance.

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:15:43 No.471548832 Report

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>>471548529
OH SHIT. JIMMMMMYYYY! i HOPE HE DOESN'T RUSTLE US.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NdZ/N9o6 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:16:03 No.471548895 Report

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Someone's been rustled his jimmy

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:16:40 No.471549036 Report

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They found him in his car, shot between the eyes.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:17:59 No.471549317 Report

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I don't have $50,000 to spare; even if I did, I wouldn't use it to pay off some thugs over my brother's gambling debt. But I won't let those bastards kill my son.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:19:25 No.471549682 Report

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At around 9:45 that night, I rolled into a deserted parking lot just outside the docks. Armed with one roll of twentys and a backpack full of newspapers, I took a deep breath and opened the door.

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Anonymous ID:aw+jjx2I Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:20:32 No.471549935 Report

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:20:38 No.471549957 Report

Quoted By: >>471550152 >>471550390

Blackness surrounded me as I walked; through the gates and towards a dim light ahead. Under the light I could make out two figures, one adult and one child.

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:21:27 No.471550152 Report

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>>471549957
Oh how suspenseful.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:21:59 No.471550275 Report

Quoted By: >>471550407 >>471551584

Sure enough, it was Jimmy.

>Give me the money and I'll let him go.

I took out the roll of twentys and threw it to him.

>Let him go and I'll give you the rest.

He did as I said and Jimmy ran off into the darkness.

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Anonymous ID:0AQEgjHa Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:22:34 No.471550390 Report

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>>471549957

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:22:40 No.471550407 Report

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>>471550275
It's a risky move, man! I hope you know what you're doing!

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:23:13 No.471550542 Report

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In one motion I threw the backpack at him and ran in the direction Jimmy had gone.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:24:22 No.471550797 Report

Quoted By: >>471551091

For a brief moment, I though I might find Jimmy and get us both out of there alive.

>It's empty! Stop him!!!

Suddenly a large lobster wearing sunglasses appeared in front of me.

>Not so fast my friend.

He pistol whipped me; I fell to the ground and blacked out.

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:25:36 No.471551083 Report

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keep going man!!!

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Anonymous ID:aw+jjx2I Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:25:39 No.471551091 Report

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>>471550797

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:25:40 No.471551096 Report

Quoted By: >>471551293

>Did you check his car?
>Yea, it's empty.
>Alright. Should we worry about the kid?
>Nah, as long as you locked the gates behind this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:26:28 No.471551293 Report

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>>471551096
AHHHHH! NOOO!

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:26:55 No.471551406 Report

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monitoring this thread

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Anonymous ID:0AQEgjHa Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:27:05 No.471551451 Report

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Jimmy gots this

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:27:11 No.471551483 Report

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>I think he's coming to.
>What do we do with him?
>Blow his brains out.
>No, you'll get blood on the floor.
>What then? Cement shoes?
>We haven't got any cement. We do have more rope though.

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:27:41 No.471551584 Report

Quoted By: >>471551979

>>471550275

stop being such a crub.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:28:45 No.471551859 Report

Quoted By: >>471552062

>Say hello to your brother for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:slmXFIX6 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:29:18 No.471551979 Report

Quoted By: >>471552515

>>471551584

Wow, it was conceived only hours ago and you already have it painfully wrong...

Continue OP

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:29:40 No.471552062 Report

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>>471551859
NO. NONONONONONOONO. NO

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Anonymous ID:T/TAS1Gk Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:29:53 No.471552109 Report

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All of this insanity for a bag money.
They are so shellfish

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:30:17 No.471552213 Report

Quoted By: >>471552416 >>471552505 >>471552613 >>471566193

>Let's go take care of the kid.

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:31:08 No.471552416 Report

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>>471552213
AHHHH!

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Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:31:32 No.471552505 Report

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>>471552213
THEY KILLED HIM!

LOBSTER LARRY NO!

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:31:34 No.471552515 Report

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>>471551979
>implying you weren't conceived only hours ago
>crub

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:31:40 No.471552546 Report

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Anonymous ID:37Tc36GH Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:31:54 No.471552613 Report

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>>471552213

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Anonymous ID:slmXFIX6 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:32:56 No.471552884 Report

Quoted By: >>471553087 >>471553394

>>471552515

And yet my basic understanding of things is far greater than yours already.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:33:15 No.471552965 Report

Quoted By: >>471553081 >>471553387

I think I can get a claw free...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gjQU5Wf2 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:33:25 No.471553007 Report

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:33:41 No.471553081 Report

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>>471552965
No. Fucking. Way.

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:33:43 No.471553087 Report

Quoted By: >>471553563

>>471552884
You're giving him the attention he so desperately craves. Don't let him derail.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:34:32 No.471553291 Report

Quoted By: >>471553446 >>471553630 >>471553648

Yes! Come on! Cut the rope!!!

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:34:59 No.471553387 Report

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>>471552965
GOOO FOOORRR ITTT!!!!!!!!!!!
USA USA USA!!
USA USA USA!!

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:35:00 No.471553394 Report

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>>471552884
If it were, you wouldn't be crubbing on /b/.

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Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:35:14 No.471553446 Report

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>>471553291
GO GO LOBSTER LARRY GO!

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Anonymous ID:slmXFIX6 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:35:44 No.471553563 Report

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>>471553087

Indeed, my apologies all.

Enjoying the story immensely OP.

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:36:01 No.471553630 Report

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>>471553291
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

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Anonymous ID:XIvH12aV Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:36:04 No.471553648 Report

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>>471553291
GO MAN GO!!

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:36:06 No.471553658 Report

Quoted By: >>471553853 >>471553959 >>471554139 >>471554247

...That was a close one.

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:36:59 No.471553853 Report

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>>471553658
We're not out of the woods yet...

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Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:37:31 No.471553959 Report

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>>471553658
go save your son!

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:38:23 No.471554123 Report

Quoted By: >>471554308 >>471554732

I took the rope off my neck and started walking towards the door when I heard someone on the other side of the door turn the knob...

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:38:28 No.471554139 Report

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>>471553658
GET THOSE GANGSTERS YOU LOBSTER FAGGOT

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Anonymous ID:XvkuSfvb Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:38:54 No.471554247 Report

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>>471553658
YEAH MAN GOGOGOGOGOGO GET THAT CUNTFACE BRO OF YOURS

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Anonymous ID:slmXFIX6 Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:39:10 No.471554308 Report

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>>471554123

Out of the boiling pot and into the fire.

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Anonymous ID:L6k5upBJ Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:39:46 No.471554451 Report

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BAMP

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:40:23 No.471554596 Report

Quoted By: >>471554879

Jimmy!

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:40:32 No.471554631 Report

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>>471554308

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Anonymous ID:p23FvPwI Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:41:04 No.471554732 Report

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>>471554123
Shiittt

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Anonymous ID:cEsECZ4C Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:41:19 No.471554787 Report

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thanks for the breath of fresh OC

now, go save your son

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:41:45 No.471554879 Report

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>>471554596

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:41:46 No.471554884 Report

Quoted By: >>471555306

>Daddy are you ok?
>Yes are you?!?
>I'm ok but I think those guys will be back soon.
>We've gotta get out of here.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:43:07 No.471555210 Report

Quoted By: >>471555598

>They locked the gates. But I took these from one of them when he wasn't looking.
>Good work kid!!! Where'd he park it?
>Behind this building I think.

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:43:36 No.471555306 Report

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>>471554884
don't run
pull some home alone shit

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:44:47 No.471555552 Report

Quoted By: >>471556054

We slipped out the door and crept around to the back of the building. There were two cars parked side by side, a purple Supra and a yellow Corvette.

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Anonymous ID:p23FvPwI Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:45:00 No.471555598 Report

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>>471555210
You got this now bro.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:46:07 No.471555869 Report

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The key had the Chevy logo on it; I tried the corvette and it opened. Jimmy got in the passenger seat and I started the engine.

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Anonymous ID:cEsECZ4C Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:46:56 No.471556054 Report

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>>471555552

Take the Corvette, in case you have a high speed lobster chase or some shit.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:47:41 No.471556218 Report

Quoted By: >>471566768

>Buckle your seatbelt Jimmy.

I revved the engine and dumped the clutch; the tires howled as we sped towards the gate.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:49:17 No.471556547 Report

Quoted By: >>471556679

The Corvette smashed through the gate and onto the paved road. As I turned a corner the car went into a massive slide; I gave it counter-steer just in time to regain control.

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Anonymous ID:p23FvPwI Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:49:56 No.471556679 Report

Quoted By: >>471566635

>>471556547
This shit is so epic.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:51:19 No.471556949 Report

Quoted By: >>471557374

I backed off the throttle, surely they wouldn't catch up to us. My plan was to head downtown to the nearest police station.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:52:44 No.471557262 Report

Quoted By: >>471557489

No more than a few moments had passed when I saw headlights in the mirror. Faint at first, but quickly approaching.

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Anonymous ID:eAL6mSiI Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:12 No.471557368 Report

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>this thread is intense

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Anonymous ID:OetKhpGi Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:13 No.471557374 Report

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>>471556949
big mistake buddy! never let off the throttle

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Anonymous ID:jaAeRjnt Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:36 No.471557465 Report

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Holy shit, OP, are you the same guy from that other giant lobster thread with that guy who had the giant octopus?
I still have your giant love scene as my background.
Picture related, it's the octopus.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:37 No.471557468 Report

Quoted By: >>471557995

Shit! That's the Supra!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:45 No.471557489 Report

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>>471557262
is that midnight club?

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Anonymous ID:hUCNVTdF Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:53:46 No.471557490 Report

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:55:15 No.471557823 Report

Quoted By: >>471558129

I put my foot down and turned at the next intersection. The car went into another drift as I fought to keep control.

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Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:56:05 No.471557995 Report

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>>471557468

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:56:45 No.471558128 Report

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He was right on my tail! As I swerved right at the next intersection, he nudged the back of my car.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:56:47 No.471558129 Report

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>>471557823
This must be pretty hard to do being so small.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:58:15 No.471558456 Report

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I lost control and slammed into the side of a building! The door caved in but I kept my foot down and the car kept going.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAL6mSiI Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:58:18 No.471558464 Report

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>>471558129
>jimmy on the pedals
>larry on the wheel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rFmdG2fy Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:58:30 No.471558518 Report

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>>471557490
I always get a kick out of that last bit of misery that escapes right at the end. She goes down, her head goes down and then after a few gut-heaving sobs she starts to raise her head and then the last tiny spark of dignity leaves her and she goes back to crying. I don't know why but it makes me hard

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:59:46 No.471558784 Report

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I needed to loose this guy, fast. I had a plan, but it was a long shot.

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Anonymous ID:Wv/5QW18 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:00:39 No.471558962 Report

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>>471544097

This thread

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:01:29 No.471559131 Report

Quoted By: >>471559398

At the next intersection, I slammed on the brakes and jerked the wheel right. As he swerved to miss me, I cut the wheel back left and rammed the side of his car.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:02:41 No.471559398 Report

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>>471559131
GET EM'

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:03:12 No.471559518 Report

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He spun wildly out of control in front of me; I cut left at the last second to avoid him as he smashed sideways into a tree.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:04:34 No.471559832 Report

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I pulled the exhausted Corvette over and opened the glove box. I reached in and took out the Glock 9mm I knew I'd find. Then I opened the door and walked toward the wrecked Supra.

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:05:25 No.471560041 Report

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>Early this morning, authorities found the wreckage of a Toyota Supra at the intersection of Parramore and 21st street. The car was driven by Antonio Zamboni, who appears to have lost control of the vehicle and crashed into a tree at around 10:30 last night. Antonio's Brother, Vincent, was in the passanger seat at the time of the crash; both were severly injured on impact. Upon further investigation, both driver and passanger were found with identical bullet wounds to the head, along with a Glock 9mm registered to Vincent Zamboni next to the wreckage. The Zamboni brothers were a crime duo responsible for several murders and robberies in recent weeks. The motive behind their killing is unclear; authorities have no leads.

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Anonymous ID:doIMkh7b Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:05:37 No.471560079 Report

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at the edge of my fuckin seat here

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Anonymous ID:SrsBEFmj Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:06:48 No.471560326 Report

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FIN

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:07:39 No.471560506 Report

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>>471560326
Dayum op good job.

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Anonymous ID:doIMkh7b Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:07:41 No.471560514 Report

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>>471560326
incredible......

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Anonymous ID:gjQU5Wf2 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:08:31 No.471560694 Report

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>>471560326
this was the best thing I've seen on this shithole of a website in quite some time, congrats OP.

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Anonymous ID:Wv/5QW18 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:08:48 No.471560768 Report

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>>471544097

Godspeed OP, I love you

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Anonymous ID:ahQl/oMh Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:08:49 No.471560771 Report

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>>471544494
You own a fedora, leave.

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Anonymous ID:XIvH12aV Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:09:01 No.471560809 Report

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Hello, my name is Antonio Zamboni

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ceAWO93W Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:09:37 No.471560938 Report

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>>471560326
and Lobster Larry lived the rest of his life with that thousand-yard stare in his eyes, maybe because of what he had to do to save his son, or maybe because he is a stuffed animal with no expression.

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Anonymous ID:9Srfqfs9 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:10:20 No.471561082 Report

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Best fucking thing ever. Sequel maybe? They had Italian names. Sound like mobsters.

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Anonymous ID:s4bUfxky Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:14:36 No.471561973 Report

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>>471560326
Best story, ever.

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Anonymous ID:T5Lj+Ika Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:14:41 No.471561989 Report

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Best thread in a long ass time, I salute you op

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Anonymous ID:6Cdkjmr2 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:15:58 No.471562256 Report

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>>471560809
uhh who?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BP4U0fT Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:19:08 No.471562905 Report

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Screen cap this glorious shit.

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Anonymous ID:4TosmKgP Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:19:32 No.471562993 Report

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tittycakes

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Anonymous ID:y+7vmP9t Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:20:42 No.471563246 Report

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10/10
Gave me a feel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAL6mSiI Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:24:57 No.471564230 Report

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>>471562905
this. i would compile a good image but im about to leave for dinner right now.

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Anonymous ID:37Tc36GH Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:28:30 No.471565059 Report

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>>471560326

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Anonymous ID:kBEEHnck Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:29:37 No.471565245 Report

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10/10.
awesome thread
legendary thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j7DZWgfc Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:32:49 No.471565864 Report

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Nothing to say... 10/10 op. Excellent job.

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Anonymous ID:yFFomxJC Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:34:18 No.471566186 Report

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OP IS A GOD AMONG MEN

A TRUE SCHOLAR AND GENTLEMAN

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Anonymous ID:WG0/Dcni Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:34:18 No.471566193 Report

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>>471552213
n-no
It cant be

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Anonymous ID:lV1i0h3L Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:35:49 No.471566514 Report

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posting in epic thread

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>>471556679
word

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Anonymous ID:WG0/Dcni Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:36:56 No.471566768 Report

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>>471556218
L O L

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Anonymous ID:6Vpbu6WP Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:37:44 No.471566915 Report

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>>471560326

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Anonymous ID:HbjQ0d1E Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:38:19 No.471567038 Report

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Truly Gold OP....
truly gold

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Anonymous ID:WG0/Dcni Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:38:53 No.471567157 Report

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>>471560041
LOL

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Anonymous ID:WG0/Dcni Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:40:12 No.471567415 Report

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>>471560326
Awesome!
Larry and Jimmy are 2qt

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Anonymous ID:WG0/Dcni Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:41:04 No.471567617 Report

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archive this shit nao

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Anonymous ID:b9KsGSwZ Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:43:54 No.471568209 Report

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Someone archive this

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Anonymous ID:3qf+XWQL Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:44:38 No.471568372 Report

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I say, good show OP!

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Anonymous ID:NerRtu4b Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:47:55 No.471569102 Report

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That exact lobster was one of my dearest childhood companions. No, I'd recognize that face anywhere. GODSPEED, BOY!

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Anonymous ID:xlr5i9zJ Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:50:48 No.471569752 Report

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poasting in bred

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Anonymous ID:0JQC6AYB Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:51:39 No.471569948 Report

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>>471560326
Best thing I have seen on /b/ in a while.

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Anonymous ID:+G+AWAgX Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:54:40 No.471570619 Report

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My good sir OP

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Anonymous ID:s7fPgj31 Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:55:26 No.471570791 Report

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amazing OP.

I love how smart phones have made OC so much easier these days.

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Anonymous ID:xlr5i9zJ Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:56:52 No.471571128 Report

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chanarchive.org
/4chan/b/68740

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Anonymous ID:NerRtu4b Wed 10 Apr 2013 05:59:46 No.471571784 Report

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This must inspire us to not only bitch for oc; but to create it.

Anonymous

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>>471571128
chanarchive.org
/4chan/b/68740

chanarchive.org
/4chan/b/68740

chanarchive.org
/4chan/b/68740

chanarchive.org
/4chan/b/68740

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Anonymous ID:0pk03mrt Wed 10 Apr 2013 06:07:03 No.471573541 Report

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>>471544097
>Now I'm hanging here

Nicely done, OP

[applause.gif]

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Anonymous ID:mEIGtJhQ Wed 10 Apr 2013 06:09:55 No.471574230 Report

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>>471560326
Fantastic, OP. Actually fantastic. Please let there be sequels.

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Anonymous ID:RWRSbSmg Wed 10 Apr 2013 06:13:23 No.471575078 Report

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>>471574671
Thank you anon.

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Anonymous ID:1PxnR/o8 Wed 10 Apr 2013 06:15:06 No.471575479 Report

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Posting in legendary thread!

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