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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:20:03 No.472461342 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Greentext stories of the worst thing you've ever done. I will start

>Be me in a frat about a year ago
>Live in one of the top 3 frat houses on campus
>One night a party is thrown at our house
>My night to watch the door/ keep list of who comes in and at what time (for liability reasons)
>Most everyone who comes is already moderately drunk, but no big deal
>But then this one motherfucker shows up
>His name is Ryan
cont.

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Anonymous ID:0vdStHbL Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:20:49 No.472461520 Report

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bump for interest

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:25:23 No.472462424 Report

Quoted By: >>472463191 >>472463495

>>472461342
>I've seen Ryan at parties before, and he is a lightweight little bitch
>Drinks 2 beers or so then acts like he is shitfaced
>This night Ryan is acting like a bigger frat-fag than usual
>Comes up to the door and tries to walk past me
>holdthefuckup.png
>I tell him he is too drunk to go in for liability reasons (just want this fucker away from the house)
>"Nah man, I'm all good" and then tries to enter house again
>I tell him to get lost and he tries talking shit but walks away
>Be about 20 minutes later
>My shift of door duty is up and I go into the party
>Our main entrance (where a majority of the people are) has a staircase and at the top of the stairs who do I see?
>Fucking. Ryan.

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Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:26:31 No.472462653 Report

Quoted By: >>472478902

>>472461342
PRE TYPE YOU FAGGOT OP

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF STORYTIME

PRETYPEPRETYPEPRETYPEPRETYPEPRETYPEPRETYPEPPEPREPOR

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Anonymous ID:4h+KnI/R Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:26:51 No.472462710 Report

Quoted By: >>472463158 >>472503793

>Be 13
>In mummy's bed with lil sis (about 4-5 yo)
>All asleep
>Get horny
>Put hand up sisters skirt
>Feel vagina
>Never forget

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:29:13 No.472463158 Report

Quoted By: >>472468513 >>472468823

>>472462710
That's too far for a thirteen year old
If you said ten, it wouldn't be so bad, but 13 is old enough to know how fucked that is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4EVJIajh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:29:22 No.472463191 Report

Quoted By: >>472463720

>>472462424
Hurry up, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:31:05 No.472463495 Report

Quoted By: >>472464390 >>472464705 >>472464830

>>472462424
>Ryan is at the top of the stairs acting like a total fag as usual.
>Bumping into people, spilling shit everywhere, making a general mess
>I assume he snuck in through the back or some shit (person supposed to be watching the back fucked up on his duties, but no big deal)
>Ryan is groping girls as if he is too plastered to know what he is doing
>Girls he comes in contact with are creeped out and a couple actually leave
>timetofuckingleavefaggot.jpeg
>I go up to him and say "I thought I said to get lost, now this is your last chance before shit gets real"
>Just a note, I am moderately built
>Workout and whatnot, and Ryan is definitely weaker than me, but is still averagely built
>Ryan tells me some shit along the lines of "Come on bro, I'm just having fun"
>Tell him he is pissing people off and needs to go before some friends and me make him leave
>Gets a little pissed, but decides to leave
>Make the mistake of not watching him leave
>About 20/ 30 minutes later, I hear commotion in a nearby room
>Mother. Fucking. Ryan.
Stay with me /b/ros, shit is about to get good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:32:15 No.472463720 Report

Quoted By: >>472464172

>>472463191

Sorry, the ending to this just happened yesterday, and I want to just type it all out now. Stay with me, I really think it's worth it.

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Anonymous ID:T5gNhYvX Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:34:40 No.472464172 Report

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>>472463720
I'm with ya OP

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Anonymous ID:WgsLdIxW Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:34:59 No.472464246 Report

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Bump for interest.

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Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:35:44 No.472464390 Report

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>>472463495
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Anonymous ID:T5gNhYvX Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:35:53 No.472464420 Report

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bump

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Anonymous ID:4EVJIajh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:36:44 No.472464549 Report

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Bumping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UKiBLiDx Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:37:10 No.472464637 Report

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interested. bamp

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Anonymous ID:k2ZV5I38 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:37:13 No.472464647 Report

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>was born
>didnt die during childhood
>Havent an heroed

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Anonymous ID:WgsLdIxW Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:37:25 No.472464685 Report

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Anonymous ID:p09g7DNh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:37:28 No.472464705 Report

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>>472463495
GoOn,jpeg

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Anonymous ID:+r2MUKGT Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:37:31 No.472464717 Report

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hurry tha fack up

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:38:09 No.472464830 Report

Quoted By: >>472465174 >>472465685 >>472466090 >>472466147

>>472463495
>I walk into the room and see that Ryan has broken a fucking window with a pool cue
>GameOverMotherFucker.wav
>I grab Ryan who goes from laughing at his own stupidity, to utterly shitting his pants
>Practically drag his punk ass in rage to the front door
>People watch me and are amused by his bitchy frat pleas for me to stop
>Get to front door
>Bye bye bitch
>Push his ass toward the street
>He gets pissed and yells at me, calling be a faggot and the usual uninspired insults
>I walk back up to 3 steps in the front yard to the doorway of the house
>Mother fucker approaches me, talking mad shit
>I give him one final chance to go back to his house (he is a Delt, all I can say)
>Tells me he can do whatever he wants since he is a Delt, blah blah blah
>At this point I want a reason to break this little bitch
>He gives me a reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T5gNhYvX Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:38:22 No.472464865 Report

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>>472464420
That picture is perfect resolution for a wallpaper just so you know, it is mine currently, Queens of the Stone Age rules

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Anonymous ID:IrrYxyHS Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:38:45 No.472464937 Report

Quoted By: >>472465698

inb4 spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HEIqdzqi Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:39:28 No.472465069 Report

Quoted By: >>472465938 >>472497223

>be 15
>Family friends are out on vacation
>They ask us if we can go and change cat litter, put food w.e
>sure.jpg
>my mom tells me to go over and do it
>I go
>unlock door
>go inside
>nice house
>They have a really hot daughter one year older than me
>feed the cat and change litter
>hmm might as well hang around for a bit
>go inside of her room
>see some panties underneath desk
>take them
>sniff them
>masterbate furiously over this at her house
>this happens 5 times that I go while they are away
>one time I did it with her moms panties
>last day
>I decide to take the pair
>hid it in my room for a year
>nobody from their family said anything
>couldn't find it after a year

I wonder if I go back home and ask my mom what she'll say lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+r2MUKGT Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:39:29 No.472465071 Report

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gooooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+s3JcXr0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:39:51 No.472465163 Report

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>I don't seed my torrents

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Anonymous ID:p09g7DNh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:39:54 No.472465174 Report

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>>472464830
Next time PRETYPE

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Anonymous ID:cPI/4n8b Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:40:02 No.472465206 Report

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want all of the knows

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Anonymous ID:+r2MUKGT Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:41:24 No.472465501 Report

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Anonymous ID:WgsLdIxW Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:41:53 No.472465595 Report

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>Waiting for that dinosaur to walk back in the door

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Anonymous ID:AYYFZjFl Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:42:23 No.472465685 Report

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>>472464830 so boring

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Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:42:27 No.472465698 Report

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>>472464937
People who inb4 shit like that should be banned on all boards.

How about I inb4 my foot up your urethra

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GpBkQmMd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:42:33 No.472465715 Report

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wow, a non incest greentext that I'm actually enjoying enough to f5 for

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tt1gWKx5 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:43:12 No.472465854 Report

Quoted By: >>472466143 >>472466151 >>472466217 >>472466251 >>472466595 >>472468228 >>472468317 >>472470406 >>472471801 >>472474720 >>472486505 >>472521581

>Eat lunch in park by playground every day
>One day, little girl, 9, is crying under the monkey bars
>I ask what's wrong, says mom kicked her out
>Mom is a crack whore and her new boyfriend hates the girl
>I say, come over to my place
>She does, treat her nice, tell her she doesn't need to go to school, spoil her
>tl;dr groom her
>Tell her she's going to be a model, take pictures of her
>Leads up to taking nude pics
>That leads to sex games
>Sex games turn into rules
>Rules are: no clothes for her in the house, must wear collar and cuffs, must swallow my cum every time
>Start incorporating bdsm into sex by the time she's 11
>Needles through clit and labia, pierced hre tongue and ran a chain from it to pierced nipples to keep mouth open during oral
>I am her entire world, and own her completely
>Few years later, we're getting married in September

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Anonymous ID:HEIqdzqi Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:43:40 No.472465938 Report

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>>472465069
I may have a weird fetish towards this sort of thing now even though i've never sniffed the panties any of the women i've been with. But those panties were drenched with semen by the end of the year.

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Anonymous ID:3GkFcURm Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:44:22 No.472466090 Report

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>>472464830
Feats are gay youfaggot. Go buy your friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TQpkgTJb Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:44:40 No.472466143 Report

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>>472465854
dafuq

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:44:40 No.472466147 Report

Quoted By: >>472466591 >>472466825 >>472467457 >>472467543 >>472467596 >>472468049 >>472523048

>>472464830
>Mother fucking Ryan comes at me and pushes me
>Dothatonemoretimecocksucker.jpeg.mp3.png
>I push him back to re-assert dominance into situation
>Motherfucker comes at me with a right cross, and makes a hit to the side of my neck (terrible shot)
>Grab his right arm
>Hit that little shit with the force of 1000 suns in the side of his temple (left handed shot)
>does a 90 degree turn, trips off top step and slams his head on the ground
>Head bounces like a fucking basketball
>No sound after he drops
>holyfuckwut
>Everyone is inside thank god and there are some people outside of the other frat houses nearby, but nobody say
>Nobody
>Fucking
>Saw
>I pick him up and take him to his Deltfag house
>Tell some of his house bros he got too drunk and fell down some stairs
>They say ok, and I book it outta there
Finale coming up, almost there guys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:44:42 No.472466151 Report

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>>472465854
I've never seen a better example of The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrrYxyHS Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:44:53 No.472466191 Report

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>>472465698
massive quantities of butthurt detected, confirmed niggerfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4EVJIajh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:45:03 No.472466217 Report

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>>472465854
Damn that got me hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j5Qu2VZ6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:45:15 No.472466251 Report

Quoted By: >>472466629 >>472466673

>>472465854
>9
>swallow my cum
>cum
>9
>cum

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:46:44 No.472466539 Report

Quoted By: >>472500795

>>472461342
sage

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Anonymous ID:I8573xJ2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:46:59 No.472466591 Report

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>>472466147
How bout you motherfucking pretype so we don't have to hold on. I have masturbation to masturbate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GpBkQmMd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:47:02 No.472466595 Report

Quoted By: >>472466849 >>472466894

>>472465854

>little girl, 9
>few years later, we're getting married in september

uh pretty sure you can't get married to a girl whos not even 18 yet

greentext fail, gtfo faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4EVJIajh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:47:11 No.472466629 Report

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>>472466251
The little girl in 9, you raging faggot. Learn to fucking read.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8vZ+nppi Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:47:20 No.472466673 Report

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>>472466251
>implying he said he was a child too
>i eat lunch in park BY PLAYGROUND

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Anonymous ID:j4ZKP6rg Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:47:59 No.472466804 Report

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All of this horseshit is why I don't give frats the time of day. No need to buy friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9uPJeq35 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:48:05 No.472466825 Report

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>>472466147
OP what frat are you in? Zeta Psi fag here, home for the weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lm5JWM6M Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:48:13 No.472466849 Report

Quoted By: >>472467250

>>472466595
Actually, If the parent's give consent or she's emancipated, you can
lrn2pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tt1gWKx5 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:48:27 No.472466894 Report

Quoted By: >>472467310 >>472467314

>>472466595
>few years later

It's been 10 years bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:48:28 No.472466897 Report

Quoted By: >>472467219 >>472467281 >>472467437 >>472467531

>>472466191
Butthurt died last year and is only said on 9fag and in rage comics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:13 No.472467219 Report

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>>472466897
>being this new

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Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:22 No.472467250 Report

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>>472466849
No, parental concent only goes for 16 and 17

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Anonymous ID:O7PiGNw7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:30 No.472467281 Report

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>>472466897
wow you sound like a trendy faggot

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Anonymous ID:G2aFG5Yj Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:35 No.472467295 Report

Quoted By: >>472470004 >>472471314 >>472487185

I set a kid on fire once
>be me
>at friend's house skating outside in his driveway
>fat douche bully shows up
>hate this faggot because he broke my arm
>he's a few years older than us
>we're all 11 at the time
>comes up to us
>pushes me off my board and throws it in the street
>friends don't do shit because they're afraid of him
>get up and run into garage
>fat fuck starts pushing friend's sister
>friend still doesn't do shit
>sneak out with matches and a gasoline can
>kick fatass in the leg and tackle him
>pour gasoline on his stomach
>light match and put it to his shirt
>light two more while he flips his shit
>nigger is blazing hard
>starts crying and rolls around in the dirt to put himself out
>not sure why he didn't just take off the shirt
>whatever
>kick him and run away back to my house
>cop comes over a short while later with his dad
>get yelled at and shit
>tells me he has really bad burns on his torso and hands
>lel
>tell cop and his mom that he was the one playing with matches
>get questioned about the gasoline
>make up some shit about him attacking me so I hit him with the can
>they don't quite believe me
>they leave and tell me they're going to talk with the others
>fuck
>call friend and tell him the story he needs to feed them
>he actually follows through
>everyone believes it was an accident
>I'm okay with that

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Anonymous ID:GpBkQmMd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:43 No.472467310 Report

Quoted By: >>472467696

>>472466894

10 years is not "a few years", its a decade because that's what 10 years is

but what am I saying, you are a lying faggot anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lSaxwcb0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:50:44 No.472467314 Report

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>>472466894
Then show us a timestamp of your so called soon to be wife.

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Anonymous ID:zzmVNom6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:51:20 No.472467429 Report

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>be me
>be addict heroin
>be sad bro

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Anonymous ID:Q9kXAXJc Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:51:22 No.472467437 Report

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>>472466897
Yeah. Shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s6zy10ky Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:51:27 No.472467457 Report

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>>472466147
Mother fucker, this story is so gay that it spent a weekend in Cabo with Elton fucking John. Fuck you OP you wasted my time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H3DbLL1U Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:51:48 No.472467531 Report

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>>472466897
Pointing out a dead meme. That's a new one. We have to make sure our super secret club only has our secret new memes. I just hacked one into your computer via your IP address. You should backtrace it and check it out so we can raid another site with our hackking abilitys.

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Anonymous ID:kaNONrFP Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:51:51 No.472467543 Report

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>>472466147
>Find out next mornign omg Ryan is kill
>no

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:52:09 No.472467596 Report

>>472466147
>Be last night
>Talking to some Delts who are not complete fags
>Hadn't seen Ryan since that night
>Never thought much of it after initial beatdown
>For some reason I ask about Ryan
>They look at me a little confused and say I didn't hear the news
>wutnews?
>They tell me Ryan died about a year ago
>Wut?
>Say someone carried him to the house after a party or some shit, and he had fallen down stairs
>He didn't seem to be breathing normally
>Took him to hospital
>Brain hemorrhage or some shit/ swelling in his brain
>Proper medical attention wasn't given in time (they didn't take him to the hospital for quite a while from what I understood)
>Everyone thinks he fell down stairs and don't know who brought him to the house that night
>I guess the people I dropped him off with didn't know who I was, thank god
>Motherfucker died of brain trauma about 2 weeks later or so
>Motherfucker died of brain trauma
>Motherfucker died
>Died
>Delts supposedly went under investigation (which I knew about, but reasons were kept under tight wraps obviously) but no evidence to do anything about it.
My fucking face when I think I just got away with murder and nobody has any clue it was me.

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Anonymous ID:9Taq2UXy Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:52:25 No.472467659 Report

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>be me
>be without any interesting stories
>everybody walk the dinosaur, etc

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Anonymous ID:Tt1gWKx5 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:52:34 No.472467696 Report

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>>472467310
It's probably better if you don't believe me anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dqIhJYAE Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:53:20 No.472467825 Report

Quoted By: >>472467916 >>472468182 >>472468293 >>472468785 >>472469196 >>472470790 >>472471106 >>472477668

>>472467596
reported to the FBI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ft17FSRR Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:53:30 No.472467851 Report

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Fag

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Anonymous ID:9Taq2UXy Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:53:45 No.472467903 Report

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>>472467596

How do you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TQpkgTJb Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:53:49 No.472467916 Report

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>>472467825
Was waiting for this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AjsKctwG Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:03 No.472467971 Report

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>>472467596
Wow. Hope you're fucking happy. Fuck USA frat boys. I hope you all die painful deaths.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LGnR4in7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:26 No.472468035 Report

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>>472467596

Idiot, you don't punch people in the temple for a reason, go for the jawline.

Ya know, so you don't fucking kill somebody.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E7o9pK/H Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:30 No.472468049 Report

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>>472466147
Did ryan's brain turn into spaghetti?

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Anonymous ID:ec45Ydcg Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:38 No.472468075 Report

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>>472467596

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Anonymous ID:1aVZoGsS Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:44 No.472468091 Report

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>>472467596
it wasnt murder if you just punched him it was manslaughter and it wasnt even that if he came at you first. Basically you got away with the hassle of dealing with the police and shit but nothing more.

Still a fucked up story though if its true

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Anonymous ID:F7lGaNFF Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:43 No.472468092 Report

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>>472467596
Good work OP

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Anonymous ID:Y1IBTt/i Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:45 No.472468095 Report

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>>472467596
Saw it coming but still, 7/10 op

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pSLbpQ5k Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:54:45 No.472468098 Report

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>>472467596
dawg. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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Anonymous ID:/jSLPjEn Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:55:11 No.472468182 Report

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>>472467825
>Implying it's for real
>Implying the FBI is somehow not busy with fags with CP
>Implying you are innocent

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Anonymous ID:p09g7DNh Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:55:16 No.472468194 Report

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>>472467596
Not a great payoff

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Anonymous ID:yCHppzBJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:55:28 No.472468228 Report

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>>472465854

bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T5gNhYvX Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:55:50 No.472468293 Report

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>>472467825
chodesmoker

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Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:55:57 No.472468317 Report

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>>472465854
true love <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kaNONrFP Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:16 No.472468382 Report

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>>472467596
you dun goofed son
i'm backtracing your IP right now
you're going up for this one
ryan could be a fag, sure, but we all liked him well enough
you goin down like a clown
fag

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Anonymous ID:dqIhJYAE Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:20 No.472468390 Report

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>>472468182
reported to the FBI as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLIblMWN Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:36 No.472468438 Report

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>>472467596
inb4 the FBI is now monitoring /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wk7BHJlJ Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:37 No.472468439 Report

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>>472467596
That was a terrible GN

Ruined my day because of how predictable it was

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TUhb7I80 Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:46 No.472468468 Report

Quoted By: >>472495363

>>472468091
This isnt Florida where you can kill someone for looking at you sideways. It is still manslaughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa+/VVHW Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:46 No.472468471 Report

Quoted By: >>472470110 >>472471183 >>472473454 >>472487829 >>472503551 >>472516793 >>472529930

This is only the worst thing I ever did, because the consequences were heavier than I meant them to be. Fucker deserved some pain, but not what happened.

>be 13 in junior high
>be at the vending machine buying peanutbutter m&ms before class like a good lil fat American
>Some indian wrestler faggot with long hair named Shane punches me from behind, in the kidney, then slams my head into the glass before i know what is going on
>"hey faggot i herd u were talkin shit about me"
>I've never seen this guy before in my life, don't even know his name. In too much pain to do anything but mumble "who are you?"
>bell rings, some teacher walks around the corner, shane leaves.
>next day, end up in cafeteria area alone with shane
>he punches me in the face and tells me to fight him
>I throw a punch and miss, he hits me again in the eye.
>blindly, I kick forward as hard as I can, foot connects with something, right on the tip of my toe. it gets pulled upwards pretty hard. No clue what I hit, because I can't really see
>"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE gurglegurgle"
>look down at the ground shane is laying there screaming, crying, foaming at the mouth and gurgling, he's holding his balls and bleeding everywhere
>ambulance takes him away, I get suspended for like a week
>shane returns a little after my suspension is over, he's quiet and avoids me. his family moves away shortly after
>Find out years later from someone who was friends of him that he lost both nuts to the kick
>feels good, and bad at the same time man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lAvWxkjR Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:49 No.472468482 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
And nothing of value was lost.

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Anonymous ID:uWlCvYie Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:50 No.472468484 Report

Quoted By: >>472468993 >>472470398 >>472523107 >>472531240

>>472467596

>mfw you just confessed to manslaughter in a public forum thus making it admissible as evidence in court.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:53 No.472468498 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
>My fucking face when I think I just got away with murder

Nigger at best it was manslaughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4h+KnI/R Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:56:55 No.472468513 Report

Quoted By:

>>472463158
gtfo, this is /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0GRCjEce Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:57:37 No.472468630 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
murder is different from manslaughter. shut up OP faggot.

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Anonymous ID:K9FGURzn Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:58:10 No.472468720 Report

Quoted By: >>472516791

RYAN DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GpBkQmMd Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:58:30 No.472468785 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467825

don't be a faggot

oh wait, too late

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:58:44 No.472468823 Report

Quoted By: >>472491859

>>472463158
Go away, moral fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CCUOigCE Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:59:00 No.472468869 Report

Quoted By:

+1 OP guy sounds like a royal cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 06:59:47 No.472468993 Report

Quoted By: >>472469213

>>472468484
>implying /b/ will do shit
>inb4 i see a fucking thread about exposing this fucker everywhere.
>inb4 op gets dox'd and turned in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cPI/4n8b Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:00:33 No.472469129 Report

Quoted By:

4chan party van

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Anonymous ID:z/EdcinZ Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:00:51 No.472469196 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467825

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ba99uQxg Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:00:54 No.472469213 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468993
>Implying you can dox someone via an ID
>Implying anyone cares enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NQ3pM35R Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:01:22 No.472469287 Report

Quoted By: >>472469809 >>472470037

>>472467596
Delete your browsing history, clear your cookies, copy any important files to a flash drive, shut your computer down, smash your HDD, melt it, submerge it in water, buy a new PC.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:04:16 No.472469809 Report

Quoted By:

>>472469287
lol'd for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KCoQfQE4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:04:57 No.472469928 Report

Quoted By: >>472470152

>Looking for sex on craiglist
>Find ad, talk for ages so arrange to meet
>Post is by a Slim woman in late 20's who wants to try anal
>Arrive at address I was given, had been told to walk in through the back door
>See fat bloke aged 40/50 sat naked on dining room table
>Turn to leave when he quickly shouts "Anon, have your way with me"
>Turn back and fuck
>Go home, shower and cry all night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pZM4qNbG Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:05:19 No.472469995 Report

Quoted By: >>472470183 >>472470412 >>472470491

>>472467596
John B. Stellar, I thought we've talked about this NOT TO SHARE THIS ON THE /B/. You've broken our promise, and I dont even care if you tell the feds about my little spree over at Virginia.

Like they're gona take it seriously? But this post just made this a whole evidence itself. Screencapping is only best thing I can do right now. Se ya around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e4bgjLH7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:05:22 No.472470004 Report

Quoted By: >>472488323

>>472467295
i read that as
> "got a machete and a gasoline can"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:05:32 No.472470037 Report

Quoted By:

>>472469287
awwww shit, they iz gonna get me for what I haz done. I will surely follow these instructions.

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Anonymous ID:wMnxDjbf Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:05:46 No.472470081 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4XylrtRa Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:05:56 No.472470110 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468471
Good, I hope that faggot never has kids. You were in the right, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:06:07 No.472470152 Report

Quoted By:

>>472469928
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/EdcinZ Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:06:17 No.472470183 Report

Quoted By:

>>472469995
i bet he skurd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KCoQfQE4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:07:17 No.472470398 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468484
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:07:18 No.472470406 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465854
Moar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ba99uQxg Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:07:20 No.472470412 Report

Quoted By: >>472470656

>>472469995

>inb4 everyone believes this and feels proud to be part of a network of hackers of control the internet hurr durr

I'm calling bs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x32yeMeo Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:07:34 No.472470456 Report

Quoted By: >>472471017

>>472467596
>Beatdown
>Threw one punch

Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:07:42 No.472470491 Report

Quoted By:

>>472469995
I don't even know what to say to this. John B. Stellar? Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8KuxczQB Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:08:02 No.472470535 Report

Quoted By: >>472470642 >>472470809 >>472495363

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-04-16/news/os-obit-trent-taylor-20120416_1_trent-taylor-friends-soccer-team

if op's story is legit, this is the closest ive found. He was part of the "Phi Delta Theta" fraternity, but its late for me and im too lazy to do any more investigating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:08:42 No.472470642 Report

Quoted By: >>472471894 >>472472883 >>472485789 >>472514757

>>472470535
>http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-04-16/news/os-obit-trent-taylor-20120416_1_trent-taylor-friends-soccer-team
OH SHIT OP YOU DONE NOW SON.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:08:46 No.472470656 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470412
It's total BS, but he can believe he is speaking the truth. Got a good lol out of it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ke8LmUjW Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:08:55 No.472470685 Report

Quoted By: >>472504694

> be 14 and full of anger
> nothing to take it out on
> see fat linner the park while walking with 2 freinds
> lie to freinds tell them he was a snitch to justify what I was about to do
> get in his face
> wachugonnado.JPEG
> he starts crying
> call him pussy
> punch him and kick him when he falls
> I tell him to go home
>he runs home crying
He now has a malignant tumor in his brain I never did say sorry
>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J99pojwY Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:09:24 No.472470790 Report

Quoted By: >>472513949

>>472467825
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:09:28 No.472470809 Report

Quoted By: >>472471018

>>472470535
oh wait this guys name is trent taylor gtfo faggot

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Anonymous ID:1i7U54W3 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:09:58 No.472470901 Report

Quoted By: >>472473680 >>472474073 >>472502838

"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - Satan, from the Qu'ret Al-Yezid

>2013
>not serving Satan

IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY

IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT

GOOGLE JOY + SATAN AS URL IS BANNED

https://www.google.com/search?q=joy+satan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

1ST RESULT ABOVE

"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book." Satan, from the Al-Jilwah

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

"Those who oppose me I afflict with disease." - Satan, from the Al-Jilwah (referring to the Jews)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:10:36 No.472471017 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470456
lol
one cheap shot.
DISHONORUBLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8KuxczQB Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:10:37 No.472471018 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470809
because if you were to admit to murder you would use the persons actual name..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CkIbI26R Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:11:03 No.472471106 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467825
moralfago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rOzkgmOn Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:11:27 No.472471183 Report

Quoted By: >>472471424

>>472468471
WTF? What do you mean he didn't deserve it? I was hoping you'd say you killed him or turned him into a potato.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hijE3Cda Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:12:05 No.472471314 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467295
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nkJB3Mpm Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:12:09 No.472471327 Report

Quoted By: >>472475818 >>472503624 >>472516149 >>472530112

>Walk into Starbucks
>Order coffee
>Barista asks my name
>Loudly scream "Mike Hunt"
>See children
>Mothers shielding their children's ears

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa+/VVHW Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:12:38 No.472471424 Report

Quoted By:

>>472471183
Just feels like losing your nuts is too hefty a punishment for being a dick when you were 13.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teBSWfDS Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:12:50 No.472471460 Report

Quoted By: >>472479000 >>472480473

never told anyone, but here it goes

>be me, male, 5,6 maybe 7, dont remember
>night time
>bunk beds with brother, 4 years older than me
>Jump into his bed
>take underwear off
>start grabbing eachothers hard cocks
>dad barges in
>fuck, stealthily put on underwear
>dad has wtf look on face
>"i..i was scared of the dark", idk if he bought it
>get back in my own bed
>dad leaves, go to sleep

>month later, in bathroom with brother
>he spits on his hand, rubs on my cock
>i shove in his ass, his friend comes into house
>we hear him, get dressed, come out with couch cushions
>"we..we were making a fort under the storage under stair"
>he buys it
>18 now, i have a girlfriend, sort of feel fucked up for it
was i molested or just curious and sexual, btw he did the same to my sister, 2 years older than me and me and my sister thought for the longest time we were the only ones that this shit happened to before telling eachother.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:13:17 No.472471546 Report

Quoted By: >>472473076 >>472474835 >>472512131

I have my own loli story
>Be 17, hiking in state park
>Come across house literally the middle of nowhere (house is normalish looking, has a shitty addon thing, big plastic things of water, a bulldozer (wtf?), and an outhouse)
>Seriously curious so I go in
>Living room is FULL of paperbacks, kitchen sink, a fridge (not sure how this works with no power, but it was there), lots of bedrooms
>I thought house was abandoned, had no front door, but in the only bedroom with real mattresses there's a girl sleeping on one
>Girl must be about 7 or 8 and she isn't wearing clothes
>I am frozen in place by fear of people coming back and fascination about girl splayed out in front of me
>I move closer and get face close to cunt to look
>I lightly touch her cunt and she fucking wakes up
>Both of us are shitting potatoes and girl starts to cry
>She asks if I'm there to make her do icky things too
>I ask where are the people who live here
>She says there's only two others now, the rest are gone and that they never show up until it's almost dark
>So I say yes, I paid to play games with you
>Proceed to finger her, rub cock on her pussy, make her lick and suck on tip of cock, eventually I jizz with the tip of my cock in her pussy
>She cried and sniffled almost the whole time
>After that, I try to fit two fingers in her pussy but can't, and she really starts crying loud, so I clean up as best I can and leave
>Run back home, burned tissues with jizz on them
>Went back a month later, totally empty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gg+wsKyh Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:14:01 No.472471696 Report

Quoted By: >>472472596 >>472472974 >>472476645 >>472480140

>Be me
>1999
>RUSMIL fag, Chechnya
>Unit on foot patrol due to BMP being bogged down in the mud after heavy rainfall and engeneers company cant get shit together to tow us out
>HQ orders us to move forward to some shithole town and wait for a platoon from the 226th infantry company to meet us
>as we wait along a small outcropping hill after about an hour oat a brisk pace, Im looking though my squad marksmans binoc in order to see what I can see
>See a gleam in a window and duck behind the berm
>Inform squad
>a few minutes after the fact, were convinced its a sniper
>Call artillery on the position after some time, we get it
>about 25 shells send the building to kingdom come
>Platoon we were waiting for meets up
>Enter town
>I called a fucking battery on a school

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:14:36 No.472471801 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465854
Moar stories like this please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KhygBnf9 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:15:09 No.472471894 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470642
oh shit, great find anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ba99uQxg Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:17:13 No.472472320 Report

Quoted By: >>472474097 >>472474445 >>472533080

>be about a year ago
>can't really handle my beer
>go to house party
>get REALLY drunk
>this complete asshole who thinks he's ripped keeps asking me to leave
>willyoujustfuckoff.jpeg
>Every time he asks me to leave I kept coming back because I did nothing wrong
>The bitch starts to man handle me as I'm talking to some girl he likes and he got butt hurt
>Drags me to the door
>too drunk to do anything about it
>fuckit.avi
>"comon then bitch fight me"
>Swing for him (kinda a bit hid)
>he gets the better of me and hits me too the ground
>the faggot carries me home haha
>parents decide to move to a different state a few months later
>Decided to make a rumor up on Facebook to fuck with him that I died and gave the excuse gave
>Faggot still believes it to this day

Pretty fucked up if you ask me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:siHqgj7S Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:18:47 No.472472596 Report

Quoted By: >>472473139

>>472471696
Don't worry bro. That's war. Fucked up shit happens in war. We roasted whole villages in the sandbox. Fire was coming from that area. We were young and scared. We shouldn't have been there in the first place. War is all kinds of fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zzW1DONS Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:18:48 No.472472604 Report

Quoted By:

>>472461342
>In a frat
>Cant handle one drunk pussy without threatening to get your brahs involved
You frat pussies are worse than niggers. Completely unable to deal with someone by yourself. At least you're doing us all a favor by killing each other off.

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Anonymous ID:UlxLH9zU Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:19:14 No.472472697 Report

Quoted By: >>472475443 >>472501103 >>472520547

>Be dating a girl for 5 years
>She dumps me
>About a week later try to get her to hear me out
>She doesn't
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Email nudes of her smiling to both of her parents individually, and within the same email reveal that i took her virginity.

>Still won't talk to me
>Best move I ever made.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hzizQyB3 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:19:51 No.472472835 Report

Quoted By: >>472475570 >>472475938 >>472476765

>>472467596

It's called second impact syndrome, SIS.

It's a catastrophic sudden swelling of the brain caused by two impacts sufficient to cause concussion in quick succession. You hit him in the temple hard enough to concuss him, then he hit his head off the ground again immediately after. This caused the SIS that killed him.

I'd like to say that it wasn't your fault but it absolutely was. I'd like to say that you were acting in self defense but you had a huge advantage over him and you took it out of malice when you could have just continued to handle the situation responsibly like earlier.

Assuming this is true, which it probably isnt, you're acting like you've got away with the murder of some random douche. It's easy to see it like that.

Try seeing it instead, as you killed someones son, someones brother. You prevented someone from growing old, potentially enriching the lives of others, potentially becoming a loving father. You could justify it by saying he was a douche and it's not likely, but how can you know that? A huge amount of people were young and dumb at one point.

I hope it weighs heavy on you for the rest of your life buddy, assuming it's true.

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Anonymous ID:GpBkQmMd Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:20:05 No.472472883 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470642
>>472470642
>>472470642

shit just got real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:20:31 No.472472974 Report

Quoted By: >>472522491

>>472471696
>implying Chechens are human

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:21:01 No.472473076 Report

Quoted By: >>472473764

>>472471546
>mfw you didn't help her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gg+wsKyh Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:21:23 No.472473139 Report

Quoted By: >>472473636

>>472472596

Thats just one of many.
I don't feel remorse about it, but I figured it was one /b/ might like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XrhVaeB Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:22:56 No.472473454 Report

Quoted By: >>472477437 >>472483171 >>472497247

>>472468471
>bleeding everywhere
Bleeding from you kicking him in the balls? What the fuck kinda shoes do you where

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Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:23:46 No.472473636 Report

Quoted By: >>472474078 >>472474403

>>472473139

Chechens are scum, you'll get nothing but praise here

Grozny should've been shelled til not one brick lay on top of another

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NoGfOoLp Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:23:57 No.472473680 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470901

>2nd Millennium
>Consorting with the warp

You just went full heretic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:24:20 No.472473764 Report

Quoted By: >>472475267 >>472501149 >>472528857

>>472473076
Would you? How the fuck do you explain that shit to the police? She was probably their kid, abuse or not, so I could easily come off looking like the bad guy. Plus I wanted to fuck her, so I couldn't do that AND save her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:25:46 No.472474073 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470901
>the al-Jilwah
>the the Jiwah
>quoting al-Jilwah when spamming Satanism
>ignoring that al-Jilwah specifically forbids talking about Satan to non-Satanists

Jesus, you even manage to suck at being an edgy teenager

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G2m9eglu Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:25:46 No.472474078 Report

Quoted By: >>472474784

>>472473636
I wish the world wasn't so uptight about the use of nuclear weapons. Russia should have glassed the whole fucking region, then sent out people to mop up all the scum living abroad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ba99uQxg Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:25:54 No.472474097 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472320
>inb4 no one reads this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5SKkVNHG Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:26:14 No.472474165 Report

Quoted By:

yo bros!

im totaly in a frat and dont blow any other of my /b/rothers amirite?!

frats are totaly badass mother fuckers!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIcXJZbk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:26:16 No.472474175 Report

Quoted By: >>472474936 >>472475039 >>472476282 >>472483205 >>472532916

>5
>mom just had a baby
>go into her room and in her crib
>throw her on the floor
>sister now is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gg+wsKyh Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:27:20 No.472474403 Report

Quoted By: >>472474784

>>472473636

You imply it didnt.

Every hear of the TOS-1?
Grozny went from one of the most populated cities in southern Russia to the surface of the moon in 48 hours, mostly thanks to the TOS-1.

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:27:32 No.472474445 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472320
Just read this. Fucking lol 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ltYlRbEO Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:28:56 No.472474720 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465854
moar, a little older pets, that would be nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NInz5bJd Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:29:19 No.472474784 Report

Quoted By:

>>472474078

Well, at least they finally crushed the fuck out of them. Too bad they managed a few last terrorist attacks on innocent Russian civilians before finally being exterminated.

>>472474403
>surface of the moon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grozny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:29:33 No.472474835 Report

Quoted By:

>>472471546
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:30:04 No.472474936 Report

Quoted By:

>>472474175
so did you fuck her

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4ToataLq Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:30:37 No.472475039 Report

Quoted By:

>>472474175

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Anonymous ID:7FfCwgeN Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:30:58 No.472475090 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:31:50 No.472475267 Report

Quoted By:

>>472473764
>gouge eyes out
>fuck her
>wait 30 mins
>scream in terror pick her up telling her your going to save her.
>????
>PROFIT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jTpE/O0D Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:31:53 No.472475275 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
Dude wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:32:47 No.472475443 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472697
thats so stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:alqTxfNQ Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:33:24 No.472475570 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472835
that, or he removed one huge dbag from the gene pool who was most likely pissing his parents money away on a 4 year party called college. guy was on a path to commit at least one date/drunk rape if he hadn't already. most likely would not have graduated and would have gone on to get some shit job and continued to party like a frat boy. I met plenty guys like that in the Army that got cut off their second or third year of college depending on how long they could bullshit their parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y5tlaBFF Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:34:41 No.472475818 Report

Quoted By:

>>472471327
gold. brb. going to do this at taco bell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vGrxqg4j Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:35:19 No.472475938 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472835
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Only a fool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NFWPgEEj Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:36:17 No.472476135 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
I hope you pay a heavy price faggot, good job on the post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TMSPbsXR Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:36:37 No.472476197 Report

Quoted By: >>472477110

>>472461342
>be me
>first name, Ryan
>be fit motherfucker
>scrawny nerd who abuses his power because he has no legit authority is at door
>won't let me into party
>says I'm too drunk
>tell him fight me bro
>scared faggots runs away
>new guy at door
>"Sup Ryan we've been waiting for you to get this party cracking"
>yea no problem
>make eye contact with nerd when I'm in
>people keep bumping into me because I have massive pecs because I lift bro
>girls be groping me
>girl whom friendzoned nerdfag is also groping me
>nerdfag gets jealous and confronts me
>tells me to to leave and all this bs
>feel sorry for him
>pretend to leave but stick around
>some dude breaks windows
>nerdfag blames me and tells me to leave
>taking some drunk bro home
>nerdfag approaches me saying "yea that's right you better walk away"
>alright bitch tired of your shit
>shove him
>starts flailing his arms at me like one of those WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
>falls down and gets knocked out
>take nerdfag to his parents
>on his way there he is mumbling something obviously dreaming
>find out nerdfag becomes partially retarded
>tells always his buddies
>i beat him guys, i beat him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e4bgjLH7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:36:57 No.472476282 Report

Quoted By:

>>472474175
13/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:37:15 No.472476341 Report

Quoted By:

Moar loli stories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOXvuWRp Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:38:36 No.472476645 Report

Quoted By: >>472476774

>>472471696
>Iraq
>Get angry because you guy in our platoon is shot
>We all go and shoot up a mosque

War.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4ToataLq Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:39:05 No.472476765 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472835

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lOXvuWRp Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:39:07 No.472476774 Report

Quoted By:

>>472476645
Young guy*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a6SnUZnb Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:40:38 No.472477083 Report

Quoted By: >>472477462 >>472478230

>Get this girl to get naked over skype.
>Fap to her doing this every night for a few weeks.
>Too beta to even talk on the mic while she does it.
>Eventually lose interest and just stop talking to her.
>She tries contacting me on fb and skype.
>Her friend does the same on fb, I tell her friend I want nothing to do with her.
>8 months later the guilt gets to me.
>Contact her and ask to be friends.
>Been friends for over a year now.
>Friendzoned with a 9/10 when I had it all but fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vGrxqg4j Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:40:47 No.472477110 Report

Quoted By: >>472507112

>>472476197
this actually amde me really sad i dontknow why

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:42:19 No.472477437 Report

Quoted By:

>>472473454

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:42:31 No.472477462 Report

Quoted By: >>472478367

>>472477083

If that's the worst thing you've done, underagefag, be glad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NipsAgQa Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:43:32 No.472477668 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467825
>implying that the fbi would care about a manslaughter of a young man by another young man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0djRjRXY Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:46:03 No.472478154 Report

Quoted By: >>472478495 >>472478637 >>472478698 >>472481097 >>472484432

>be me
>at highschool
>sit in the same seat for a month
>nigger sits in my seat
>tell him to get out of my seat
>gets in my face "Wut u gon do bout it nigguh"
>Italian Stilleto in back pocket
>Spring it out
>stab him in his stomach
>my black friend and his girlfriend look at me and ignore what happened
>guy is bleeding out but is trying to fight me
>put away knife
>be very good at pick-pocketing irl
>teacher tells me to go to principles office
>see one of the nigger's friends in the class standing up and sharpening pencil
>bump into him and plant the stilleto
>walk off
>have them pat me down, metal detector, etc. in office
>guy gets airlifted to the hospital, bleeds out on the way and dies
>his friend takes the blame, even fails the lie detector test somehow (Also chronic marijuana abuser)
>my friend still knows
>never told anyone
>I killed someone for sitting in my seat
>don't even feel bad about it
>grad student now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:46:23 No.472478230 Report

Quoted By:

>>472477083
go to sleep, Brian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a6SnUZnb Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:46:58 No.472478367 Report

Quoted By:

>>472477462

Was 18 at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:47:35 No.472478495 Report

Quoted By: >>472478763

>>472478154

>stab a student
>bad boy, go to the principal

yeahright.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:48:21 No.472478637 Report

Quoted By:

>>472478154
fucking lol'ed. Good story bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQd7wJf9 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:48:40 No.472478698 Report

Quoted By: >>472479810

>>472478154
Fair play to you. Lie detectors are also not used nowadays because of their lack of reliability, anyone nervous would be fucked - hence why the guy lost to it, probably got searched before hand and was freaking out about the stiletto.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0djRjRXY Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:48:56 No.472478763 Report

Quoted By:

>>472478495
Thought we were just fighting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9O2qcUsn Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:49:32 No.472478902 Report

Quoted By:

>>472464390
>>472462653
holy shit son compose yourself this is obviously built to be a bell aire history thingie. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PRIVATE I WANT LIKE ATHOUSAND MILLION PUSH UPS GO GO GO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NFWPgEEj Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:50:05 No.472479000 Report

Quoted By:

>>472471460
woah

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kd9WSjPu Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:51:14 No.472479225 Report

Quoted By: >>472479625

No, just no. That's really taking too long for a story that is probably going to go nowhere. Can't be fucked reading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J3g1fBOk Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:51:54 No.472479382 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:52:21 No.472479471 Report

Quoted By: >>472479684 >>472480007 >>472480020

>>472465163
i never understood the concept of seeding torrents.. what does that do and how can i do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:52:58 No.472479625 Report

Quoted By: >>472479859

>>472479225

Dear poster,

The story is already over.

Sincerely,

The Internets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y5tlaBFF Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:53:17 No.472479684 Report

Quoted By:

>>472479471
you cant seriously be this dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x32yeMeo Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:53:57 No.472479810 Report

Quoted By:

>>472478698
>hence why the guy lost to it
>hence why the guy
>hence why

lrn2english faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kd9WSjPu Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:54:12 No.472479859 Report

Quoted By:

>>472479625
I figured it would be, and I don't care. The point was that I'm not going from post to post to post for a story that is probably going to be shit anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:54:46 No.472479992 Report

Quoted By:

Your anger feeds me gentlemen.
Hold on, there are some men with badges at my door, brb.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:54:50 No.472480007 Report

Quoted By:

>>472479471
>what does that do and how can i do it?
Bro, you don't want to seed it is basically helping fags download their torrents quicker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G2m9eglu Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:54:55 No.472480020 Report

Quoted By: >>472480570

>>472479471
It lets people download from you.
>tfw i never seed
>tfw i cap my upload speed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NFWPgEEj Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:55:36 No.472480140 Report

Quoted By: >>472481126

>>472471696
Tell your other stories if your down, my russian friend tells me of his dad's friend who was spetznaz there, tells me how he barely sleeps and gets heavily drunk nonestop nowadays....was never willing to share his stories...i can understand i suppose

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:57:08 No.472480473 Report

Quoted By: >>472480842

>>472471460
... I'm not sure if you are my brother or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:57:36 No.472480570 Report

Quoted By: >>472484864

>>472480020
>mfw when i shit laptop and didnt know what torrenting was i had like 500 mb download cap and it killlled my connection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teBSWfDS Sun 14 Apr 2013 07:59:00 No.472480842 Report

Quoted By: >>472482174

>>472480473
whats your name?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NipsAgQa Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:00:07 No.472481097 Report

Quoted By: >>472481409

>>472478154
Why does a high school principal have a metal detector?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:00:14 No.472481126 Report

Quoted By: >>472481891

>>472480140

I heard that Spetznaz behave more like ultraviolent ganglanders in uniform than anything else. Is it anywhere close to the truth?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0djRjRXY Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:01:43 No.472481409 Report

Quoted By: >>472481689

>>472481097
Very very liberal state. There also was a high-school security guard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NipsAgQa Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:03:02 No.472481689 Report

Quoted By: >>472481982

>>472481409
What does it being a liberal state have to do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:03:15 No.472481746 Report

Quoted By: >>472482882 >>472486179 >>472531524

>inb4 you're a fag

>Be me
>be 14
>faggot ass vacation to the Jersey Shore
>go to the beach, do fucking nothing
>family gets bored, so we go to the boardwalk
>I see a large sign that says "Shoot The Nerd"
>My dad and I go inside. We see that it's this game where you shoot a person in heavy padding with a paintball gun
>whythefucknot.tiff.jpeg2000.mp4.pdf.xcf
>Get 100 paintballs for 10 dollars
>shoot at the random shit they put in there for a minute
>start shooting the padded guy
>I see that theres a little space between the padding between his shoulder and breast
>me, being a little shit hits that spot almost every. Fucking. Time.
>He turns away in discomfort, so i shoot the spot between his full-head helmet and the padding on his back
>this continues for about 80 shots
>I finish, and I'm giggling as he takes his helmet off
>I look at his face, and my balls lift to my stomach as I see he's obviously mentally handicapped
>Try not to cry
>Leave
>Cry a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NFWPgEEj Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:03:56 No.472481891 Report

Quoted By: >>472482323

>>472481126
I got no clue man, all i kno is the dude is fucked in the head by now...plus spetznaz fucked up BAD with that Chechen terrorist situation @ the school. Dude that shit was SO fucked up, reports of kids getting blown to pieces by grenade launchers and wat not...they didn't handle that theater shit as well as they cud've either but much better than the school...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:04:19 No.472481982 Report

Quoted By: >>472482265 >>472483147 >>472484815

>>472481689

In non-liberal Amerifat states, I presume that they let the kids from the 'hood show up with guns, y'know, for everyone's safety.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:05:06 No.472482174 Report

Quoted By:

>>472480842
Starts with M.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NipsAgQa Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:05:27 No.472482265 Report

Quoted By: >>472483636

>>472481982
I live in a very conservative province, and you can't bring guns to school. You're supposed to leave them locked in your car.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gumdDz59 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:05:33 No.472482286 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
wasnt murder dude, self defense

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:05:44 No.472482323 Report

Quoted By: >>472483084

>>472481891

Yeah... that wasn't easy by any stretch of imagination, but how come they fucked up so bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dvGyLukq Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:06:52 No.472482602 Report

Quoted By: >>472483969

>>472467596

Good read OP, but obviously a troll. You said you dragged him outside, past people at a party, then when you knocked him out you were alone. If everyone saw this go down they would clearly follow you outside in hopes of seeing a fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIcXJZbk Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:07:54 No.472482882 Report

Quoted By:

>>472481746

don't cry, its funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NFWPgEEj Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:08:46 No.472483084 Report

Quoted By:

>>472482323
It was a hard situation, thers tons of documentaries you can watch. I remember watching part of one long ago with a little girl talking about that grenade thing I mentioned...it was so disturbing it stuck with me, her little girly voice describing such a gruesome thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teBSWfDS Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:09:05 No.472483147 Report

Quoted By: >>472484084 >>472484427

>>472481982
nope youre not my brother then, that would have been funny though. so whyd you do it? i think my older bro must have learned it from someone, maybe got fucked up when he was young too, idk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6xb/uglu Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:09:11 No.472483171 Report

Quoted By: >>472483501 >>472504230 >>472516830

>>472473454
> What the fuck kinda shoes do you where
> do you where
> where
> where
> motherfucking where?!?!?!?!?!?

> WEAR!!!! it is spelt WEAR you god damn dumb fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:e6MNhP78 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:09:17 No.472483205 Report

Quoted By: >>472501503

>>472474175
Oh man. I was trying not to laugh but that bastard with the squidward reaction pic did me in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ltYlRbEO Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:10:33 No.472483501 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483171
slaaaap af.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+a0F3Xp7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:10:50 No.472483580 Report

Quoted By: >>472483969 >>472484073 >>472486076

Is this possibly the article?

http://www.fsunews.com/article/20130411/FSVIEW2/130410036/Phi-Delta-Theta-hold-5k-Power-Strut-memory-brother

The name isn't Ryan but OP would definitely change that if he was gonna post it on /b/.

This frat brother died in April 2012 from brain trauma, so about a year ago so that fits OP's story. He is a Phi Delta Theta.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:11:04 No.472483636 Report

Quoted By: >>472506645

>>472482265
Your ID is Nips.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:12:36 No.472483969 Report

Quoted By: >>472485153 >>472485947 >>472488162 >>472528729

>>472483580
OP reporting in.
See >>472482602
Hope that clears up any confusion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:13:07 No.472484073 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483580
>inb4 shitstorm
>inb4 op shits himself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:13:08 No.472484084 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483147

lrn2ID

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:14:32 No.472484414 Report

Quoted By:

>>472461342
>be me
>read OPs shitty opening post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:14:34 No.472484427 Report

Quoted By: >>472486602

>>472483147
I think you meant to reply to me? I actually thought I was your sister.
I did stuff with both my big and little brother and I must say I'm not sure if I was molested or was it just experimenting. I still think about it a lot, but at least we have good relationship right now.
Thank god you're not my brother, this would have been kinda awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3ZnHqH3c Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:14:36 No.472484432 Report

Quoted By:

>>472478154
copy pasta is copy pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PxNuCFtk Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:15:04 No.472484543 Report

Quoted By:

>banging some slut at a party
>intensifies
>tells me to choke her
>choke her
>she goes out cold
>slap her, doesent wake up
>roll her under the bed and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0djRjRXY Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:16:19 No.472484815 Report

Quoted By:

>>472481982
This was before any of the mass shootings. They just didn't expect anyone to have any weapons on them. But the metal detector was there just in case. I don't know that the rules are in conservative states. But that's how it was back then. I still live in a liberal state.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TzgZrYwI Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:16:30 No.472484864 Report

Quoted By: >>472485021

>>472480570
>mfw I'm seeding 341 torrents right now
>two streams open too
>dat internet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fly/CI/B Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:17:09 No.472485021 Report

Quoted By: >>472485418

>>472484864
Predator face.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+a0F3Xp7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:17:39 No.472485153 Report

Quoted By: >>472485667

>>472483969

how would that clear up any confusion?

are you trying to say you're trolling now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:18:50 No.472485418 Report

Quoted By:

>>472485021
its actually a gif

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:20:06 No.472485667 Report

Quoted By: >>472488730

>>472485153
Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iXne8Ch8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:20:45 No.472485789 Report

Quoted By: >>472485947

>>472470642
holy shit, op actually did it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:21:31 No.472485947 Report

Quoted By:

>>472485789
>>472483969

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ba99uQxg Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:22:07 No.472486076 Report

Quoted By: >>472494646 >>472522863

>>472483580
Phi Delta Theta to hold 5k Power Strut in memory of brother
10:00 PM, Apr. 10, 2013

>10:00 PM, Apr. 10, 2013

Ok dickhead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oMZzqdce Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:22:19 No.472486101 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
Idiot hahahaha, there was a shooting in Arizona this morning that was linked to /b/. the FBI is all over this shit right now. You're screwed if this is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lSaxwcb0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:22:43 No.472486179 Report

Quoted By:

>>472481746
after being in padding for a long period of time aka a work shift and being shot with paintballs anybody would look retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:23:35 No.472486392 Report

Quoted By: >>472496210

More
loli
stories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:24:05 No.472486505 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465854
I am crying right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teBSWfDS Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:24:39 No.472486602 Report

Quoted By: >>472488430

>>472484427
woops, yea i meant to reply to you. i thought you were my brother lol. Well, i never did anything with my sister so we couldnt have any relation. shitty childhood times, am i right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:27:10 No.472487185 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467295
You did well son! Don't be ashamed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mAs2/cJf Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:29:47 No.472487829 Report

Quoted By: >>472493031 >>472493509 >>472516262

>>472468471
>Indian
>Shane

that name has to be fictional.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UOIpyFF8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:31:13 No.472488162 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483969
All I'm reading in this post is

>DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>DAMAGE CONTROL.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HXxJYDt2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:31:59 No.472488323 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470004
lol same here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:32:30 No.472488430 Report

Quoted By: >>472489383

>>472486602
Yep. I just like to think it was stupid children doing stupid things.
I still have no hard feelings for my brothers so it's kinda ok. I just wish I knew what they think about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Xv7b8yE Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:32:58 No.472488554 Report

Quoted By: >>472489824 >>472491748 >>472500927

This is the story of Danny The Tranny

> work as a bartender
> have a transvestite predator named Dania who like to prey on men.
> I call the tranny Danny because that is what I'm assuming his name is.
> I have kicked said predator out a few times after catching the tranny putting Rohipnol in drinks.
> persistently comes back once a month with a whole new look and wig until kicked out again
> one day their is an asshole in our bar.
> he harasses the bargirls and grabs one of them and puts her on his lap
> another girl he grabs her hand and puts it on his balls.
> he waves at me "Hey! you look like a homo! What is the faggiest drink you got? I want to get it for this girl."
> the asshole points at Danny The Tranny who somehow snuck in the bar
> trollface.jpg
> Oh yeah sure, I got something for ya!
> the asshole says "Hold on I got to drain the lizard."
> the asshole walks into the bathroom
> I signal for Danny the Tranny to come over and talk
> "Normally I would kick your ass out, but tonight I'm feeling generous. He is all yours."
> I pour the asshole a beer on me and Danny the Tranny spikes it.
> the asshole comes out and I hand him his drinks and tell him the beer is on the house
> the last I see of the asshole is in the arms of Danny the Tranny
> mfw that guy got ass raped by a tranny
> mfw I don't give a fuck
> mfw I will do it again to anyone who want to fuck with me in the bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+a0F3Xp7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:33:46 No.472488730 Report

Quoted By:

>>472485667

yes, because I can't see why this would definitely prove that OP didn't do what he said in his story.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:teBSWfDS Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:36:45 No.472489383 Report

Quoted By: >>472491203

>>472488430
Well then youre far better off than my sister. my brother had sex with her when she was young, she thought she might have gotten pregnant, this fear of being pregnant sparked an eating disorder that she has till this day. She has depression as well, got raped in university, tried to kill herself....im much better off in comparison, but it still bothers me that ive never mentioned it to my bro. my sister told me she asked him about it and he denied it :S

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:38:36 No.472489824 Report

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>>472488554
thats an awesome story, I hope its true

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jrc5+/ux Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:40:33 No.472490316 Report

Quoted By: >>472525115

Hey,

Slightly on topic maybe.

Anybody have the names of the dudes from that Rehtaeh thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:44:11 No.472491203 Report

Quoted By: >>472491975

>>472489383
I'm really sorry about your sis. I have depression too, I was molested when I was 12-13 by my friends father and his friend and 2-3 years ago a nigger raped me so I can kinda relate. I have tired to kill myself too.
It really sucks, but I am getting better every day.

Btw I have many times thought about posting my stories of incest just so /b/ could get off, but I don't know if my brothers lurk here and they definitely would know it was me posting.

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Anonymous ID:lSaxwcb0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:46:25 No.472491748 Report

Quoted By: >>472492791

>>472488554
So what about danny now?
Did you ever talk to him about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:46:55 No.472491859 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468823
I'm an ethics fag. Does this mean I have to leave /b/ as well, friend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:47:25 No.472491975 Report

Quoted By: >>472493528

>>472491203
how did you try and kill yourself?
seems like your fail at life in every way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VlMeLxGC Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:48:05 No.472492149 Report

Quoted By: >>472492378 >>472492589 >>472492882 >>472493298

- Be 16
- Friends of my family visiting home
- They has a 11 yrs old daughter
- She is very nice and friendly but stupid as fuck
- Comes to my room, we play wii and hang around
- She ask if I had porn
- Show her a blowjob video
- Ask her to do it
- omfgshesactuallydoingit.gif
- Touch her body, asshole and pussy.
- oh the guilt .avi
- Go downstairs and act as it never happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:49:05 No.472492378 Report

Quoted By:

>>472492149
> -

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:49:59 No.472492589 Report

Quoted By:

>>472492149
great loli story though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Xv7b8yE Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:50:54 No.472492791 Report

Quoted By: >>472524020

>>472491748
I don't want to know. But I keep him on a leash. he helped me get ride of a problem, so I'm a little easier on him. Thankfully I have not had to do it again. but I find it hilarious when drunk macho tourist hit on Danny.

He's a slender small guy so he can pull of a cute little petite girl esily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0YmVy+Nk Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:51:20 No.472492873 Report

Quoted By:

>>472464420
Queens fan! Mag nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xvgvGDOi Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:51:21 No.472492882 Report

Quoted By: >>472496568

>>472492149
>Lrn 2 greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa+/VVHW Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:52:06 No.472493031 Report

Quoted By: >>472493431 >>472493448 >>472493554

>>472487829
What was he suppose to be names? Buffalo Windrider?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:53:25 No.472493298 Report

Quoted By:

>>472492149
I am fucking appalled by this story you goddamned monster, learn to greentext!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jrc5+/ux Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:54:06 No.472493431 Report

Quoted By:

>>472493031
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:54:09 No.472493448 Report

Quoted By:

>>472493031
Buffalo Windrider sounds suitable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:54:28 No.472493509 Report

Quoted By:

>>472487829
I live on a reservation with three Shanes. It's one of the most common Indian names out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:54:35 No.472493528 Report

Quoted By: >>472493623 >>472494124 >>472517252

>>472491975
I overdosed meds, drank vodka and slit my wrists just to make sure. I obviously failed. Should have just ordered helium tank or something.
I planned my next suicide day, but somehow my mother-in-law noticed something was wrong and got me help.

I don't recommend booze + meds to anyone. It was painful as hell. Got really bad seizures.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:54:46 No.472493554 Report

Quoted By: >>472493880 >>472494214

>>472493031
>Buffalo Windrider

That'd be more Native American. A better name would be Hassan Brownfag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:55:09 No.472493623 Report

Quoted By: >>472495045

>>472493528
What meds?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa+/VVHW Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:56:23 No.472493880 Report

Quoted By: >>472505271

>>472493554
He's native american though. I guess calling him indian was kind of ambiguous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:57:34 No.472494124 Report

Quoted By: >>472495045 >>472495759

>>472493528
if and when you decide to do it again could you please live stream it on /b/. I havnt seen any good streams in a good while

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rQBvlr6A Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:57:49 No.472494176 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
Good story OP, but maybe not the best time to post it. It's obviously troll, but there are about 100 feds lurking on /b/ atm and they are looking for trouble. ty for lols, enjoy your ride in the party van.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:57:58 No.472494214 Report

Quoted By: >>472494328

>>472493554
Bartholomew Alkhajhihadi the Goat Molester

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:58:30 No.472494328 Report

Quoted By: >>472494469

>>472494214

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:59:03 No.472494469 Report

Quoted By:

>>472494328

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1KKdFRtb Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:59:39 No.472494615 Report

Quoted By: >>472494878 >>472498047

>be 13 and my sister 9
>sister sitting on toilet taking a piss
>walk in and unzip pants
>pulled out cock and rubbed it all over her face
>put cock back in pants and walked back out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+a0F3Xp7 Sun 14 Apr 2013 08:59:47 No.472494646 Report

Quoted By:

>>472486076

it says in the article that he died april of 2012....

not sure what you're trying to point out

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:00:45 No.472494878 Report

Quoted By: >>472495051

>>472494615
hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:01:31 No.472495045 Report

Quoted By: >>472495552 >>472495904 >>472496028 >>472507182 >>472507712

>>472493623
Heavy pain killers, anti depressants, those heavy triangle medicines, some meds I couldn't identify. Everything I could find.

>>472494124
Of course, my /b/ros deserve it after all these years. That's what I'm planning if I'm gonna try it again. Though it might be a bit plain if I do the gas mask thing. Other option is hanging in front of mirror so I can see my face while dying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:01:33 No.472495051 Report

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>>472494878

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pc6+yAzs Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:02:45 No.472495363 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470535
> orlando
> florida

>>472468468
> faggot

lel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZPcec7QM Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:03:18 No.472495501 Report

Quoted By: >>472510042

> be 26
> at the local shop to buying a bag of candy
> see a tardchild to my lefts and he buyed bag of chocalate
> lean and make whispered,
> "fuck you cunt"
> he exploding
> custodian trips backwards from commotioning and knocks entire shelf over
> i running off laughed
> shelf fall on the child
> week later I am go back to Germany
> laughed to the day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:03:28 No.472495552 Report

Quoted By: >>472496775

>>472495045
lol. opiates (painkillers) mix badly with alcohol; not sure what antidepressant you had but usually they're harmless. Don't kill yourself next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:04:19 No.472495759 Report

Quoted By: >>472497005 >>472497112

>>472494124
have you ever seen a livestream at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZYutqIj Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:04:49 No.472495904 Report

Quoted By: >>472498962

>>472495045

stories of the molest and rape pls incest too if you can

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:05:25 No.472496028 Report

Quoted By: >>472498621

>>472495045
are you pretty?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:06:13 No.472496210 Report

Quoted By: >>472496810 >>472496991 >>472506391

>>472486392
>me, a religious leader
>go over to some shithole in asia
>meet up with some chink or gook cult and try to convert
>mfw they worship some 11 year old white girl
>say that god is telling me i must speak with her
>get locked in secret room
>ask her if her religeon forces her to be celebate
>she says yes
>say that god is telling us we have to "join in union"
>shefuckingbelievesme.jpg
>get her to suck my dick and cum on her face
>on the second go i stick it in her vag and its super bloody
>she sucks/ swallows all the blood and cum off my dick
>we clean up and we leave the room.
> tell everyone jesus came down and personally escorted her to heaven
>throw her in my private jet and fly back home
>lock her in the "holy of holies" of my temple where only I am allowed to enter
> told the staff that the angel living in thee needs food and water
>retard staff brings her food and thinks the little girl is an angel
>progress from fingering and penetration to bdsm and orgies
>bring in more little girls
>one of my bishops finds out
>shit is about to hit the fan
>drown the girl and throw her body in the sewers
>suddenly resign
>theyfuckingbuyit.jpg
>get away wtih no investigation whatsoever
>new religeous leader elected
>live off pension from church.

I thought i would feel guilty. but i diddnt, not even once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VlMeLxGC Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:07:38 No.472496568 Report

Quoted By: >>472496737 >>472496981 >>472497817

>>472492882
> sorry. I'm high as fuck. Just now I realized what the shit i'm doing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:08:25 No.472496737 Report

Quoted By: >>472496981

>>472496568
You don't have to greentext all the time, "high as fuck".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:08:36 No.472496775 Report

Quoted By: >>472497386

>>472495552
They were the kind that you shouldn't take with alcohol because it makes alcohol affect way more. I was hoping I would at least die to alcohol overdose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:08:46 No.472496810 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496210
are you fucking serious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1QnNXjES Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:09:31 No.472496981 Report

Quoted By: >>472497564 >>472524624

>>472496737
>>472496568
newfags, newfags everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:09:34 No.472496991 Report

Quoted By: >>472504929

>>472496210
elaborate more on the "orgies"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:09:35 No.472497005 Report

Quoted By: >>472497112

>>472495759
not of someone killing themselves, but many of girls getting themselves off. I really what to see the first one

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Anonymous ID:qP+RGJtF Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:10:05 No.472497104 Report

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>Winter break
>Still have practice for swim team
>mom has brother make sure I'm up
>Brother wakes me up 6am, practice is at 2 pm
>Tell him this and go back to sleep
>Continues to re-wake me
>In rage I push brother done flight of stairs
>Brother comes back at me
>Ends in fight, beat the shit out of my brother
>mfw when brother is mental handicapped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEZ+KyIm Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:10:06 No.472497112 Report

Quoted By:

>>472495759
>>472497005
have you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sv/IlfME Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:10:36 No.472497223 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465069

i did this once.. then got REAL paranoid about how i left her room as it was.. didnt know if the dresser was closed a certain way or w/e.. so i didnt come back.. i didnt feed the cat for the next 2 days or so.. lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wa+/VVHW Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:10:42 No.472497247 Report

Quoted By:

>>472473454
I was just wearing shitty velcro sneakers (Think old man shoes. They came from the dollar store and were all my parents were willing to buy me). I think the damage happened, because like his sack got stuck to the toe of the shoe and ripped off. That's my theory anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:11:16 No.472497386 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496775
They're fucking called opiates. Opiates cause respiratory depression, and so does alcohol - combine them, and the effects of respiration are amplified exponentially. If you want to make it a sure shot, then use benzodiazepines in the cocktail of alcohol and opiates, as they too cause respiratory depression. Many, many people have died accidentally and intentionally through this combination, and now where are they? Out of the blue and into the black.

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Anonymous ID:HtWrmRew Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:11:52 No.472497523 Report

Quoted By: >>472498273 >>472499598 >>472499837

>be 15
>be mother's birthday
>forget
>go hang out with friends
>need money, call mom to see if she can bring me a 20
>she comes
>I get upset because she approached me in front of my friends and "embarrassed" me in front of my friends
>grab money out of her hand
>think I made her cry

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Anonymous ID:WLiYNuMH Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:12:07 No.472497564 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496981

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:etR6AeBu Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:12:36 No.472497687 Report

Quoted By: >>472502158

>>472461342
OP you go to Penn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ggr2NlJq Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:13:09 No.472497817 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496568
greg?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1KKdFRtb Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:14:04 No.472498047 Report

Quoted By: >>472531392

>>472494615
another one from a week later
>be in my room jerking it to late night girls gone wild ads
>sister comes in wanting to watch tv with me after having a bad dream
>all pent up from being unable to bust a nut
>somehow she ends up face down while I lick her ass
>tacos from dinner earlier were playing hell on her insides and she farts in my mouth
>truce declared and we act like nothing ever happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CuwYxX69 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:15:00 No.472498273 Report

Quoted By:

>>472497523

Likely the only true story. It is actually sad. You win.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:16:20 No.472498621 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496028
More of a cute babyface. I'm 23, but look 16.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:17:30 No.472498962 Report

Quoted By: >>472499427

>>472495904
I prefer pretyping since some of my stories are kinda long.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZYutqIj Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:19:17 No.472499427 Report

Quoted By: >>472500550

>>472498962

Do you have any pre typed? I would love to hear some of the stories.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ppin7Ymx Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:19:39 No.472499529 Report

Quoted By:

I killed a guy with a trident

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:19:57 No.472499598 Report

Quoted By: >>472501451

>>472497523
>asking your parents for money
>year of our lord Seven Hundred and Seventy Five
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IkUaJ1Y+ Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:20:38 No.472499802 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
You've done us proud.

I almost felt sad but then I re-read and saw how big a faggot Ryan was.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I7ejsyoh Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:20:45 No.472499837 Report

Quoted By: >>472518767

>>472497523
you should tell your mom you love her and that you're sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:23:32 No.472500550 Report

Quoted By: >>472500931

>>472499427
Sorry no. I'm thinking about writing them and posting someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3ZzKdXre Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:23:41 No.472500584 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
look at it this way OP.
he sounds like the kind of guy who grows up to be abusive to his wife and wind up getting drunk and beating her to death with a golf club.
by ending his life you potentially saved some moderately attractive chick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/gS+2i3 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:24:12 No.472500712 Report

Quoted By: >>472520745

>>472467596
that wouldn't have been murder you moron
self-defense, you would have been fine
involuntary manslaughter may have been the worst you'd have got, and that would only be if you had a shitty lawyer and they had a great one and the jury was retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jNrlZGU8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:24:32 No.472500795 Report

Quoted By:

>>472466539
de saged faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0VKanSg/ Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:24:58 No.472500927 Report

Quoted By:

>>472488554

Lol
Danny the tranny'd him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZYutqIj Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:24:58 No.472500931 Report

Quoted By:

>>472500550

Well arent you just a barrel of fun...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2is+cGiq Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:25:34 No.472501103 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472697

If only true, I would bid you ado

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:25:47 No.472501149 Report

Quoted By: >>472519282

>>472473764
I would have white knighted the shit out of this situation not even thinking about the probability I could have gotten accused. Seriously my only concern would be the well beig of the child. I am crying right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l9C1BKuo Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:25:53 No.472501185 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
Do you go to TCNJ?

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Anonymous ID:bDwvveNQ Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:26:08 No.472501237 Report

Quoted By:

>i was born

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GQjurJlj Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:26:58 No.472501451 Report

Quoted By: >>472502021 >>472503331

>>472499598
>year of our lord Seven Hundred and Seventy Five

u wot m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E5DM+/P2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:27:08 No.472501503 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483205
That's funny because your post made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pGachFjq Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:28:33 No.472501871 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596

Involuntarily manslaughter at worse and because he didn't get proper medical attention your lawyer can easily argue that had his frat friends not been faggots and got him the help he needed, he would still be alive. You walk. Don't feel bad, you didn't kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3ZzKdXre Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:29:10 No.472502021 Report

Quoted By:

>>472501451
>776-1
>not knowing the year
what are you, unenlightened?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiEK5GUS Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:29:39 No.472502142 Report

Quoted By:

Not worst, but definitely a dumb-shit one whilst high.

>shoot leg with BB gun
>what could possibly go wrong for me besides a little quick pain
>all shots fire under the skin and only manage to remove 1
>both local hospitals confirmed for Norovirus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:29:41 No.472502158 Report

Quoted By: >>472528931

>>472497687
Ya, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2gq74qQc Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:32:30 No.472502837 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
8/10 OP, would read again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jNrlZGU8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:32:30 No.472502838 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470901
>IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT
soo close

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:34:30 No.472503331 Report

Quoted By: >>472514014

>>472501451
My dear child, the age of Knowledge is upon us!

Go forth and learn!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NKs4Sf6T Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:35:21 No.472503551 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468471
so much bullshit, you would get demanded or your parents if that happened or at leats you would get expelled also if hi got his balls removed he wouldnt be back so soon, and i doubt yo can take someones balls with a kick sais from experience i once kick some dude so fucking hard and he just got some paainkillers one week and thats it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NxZxsHvN Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:35:37 No.472503624 Report

Quoted By: >>472504785

>>472471327
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uIDYBMa+ Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:36:14 No.472503793 Report

Quoted By:

>>472462710
Tight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u8BChIMg Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:37:52 No.472504230 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483171
Shut up CJ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jARwCNRd Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:38:24 No.472504378 Report

Quoted By: >>472505946

>be prescribed xanax
>go to friends 21st
>she's out of my league
>nasty jungle juice at party
>she asks me to get her one
>crush up xanax and put it into her drink
>get her into her room later
>kind of consensual sex
>she thought she just got really drunk

raped good friend and got away with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8uM6s9RE Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:39:41 No.472504694 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470685
why are people like you allowed to live? you know here in canada people like that are expunged by law

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:40:04 No.472504785 Report

Quoted By:

>>472503624
/retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:40:39 No.472504929 Report

Quoted By: >>472505329 >>472516850

>>472496991
OC
>implying this isnt an fbi honey pot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:42:06 No.472505271 Report

Quoted By:

>>472493880
Oh, I'm sorry. My bad, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:42:21 No.472505329 Report

Quoted By:

>>472504929
Laughed so hard at this, more than I probably should've.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qGcon7ps Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:45:03 No.472505946 Report

Quoted By:

>>472504378
does she remeber?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:46:57 No.472506391 Report

Quoted By: >>472511237

>>472496210
so you're.... the pope?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:47:36 No.472506532 Report

Quoted By: >>472506840 >>472507237 >>472507317 >>472507481 >>472519701 >>472525142 >>472527030 >>472531506

>Be visiting my grandparents in Georgia, I'm a britfag
>They have something like 10 or so dogs, I can never keep track
>Go out there for 3 years
>3rd year out there one of the dogs is pretty much my favourite, somehow remembers me, despite having some sort of trouble with her head , sleeps in my room etc
>Towards the end of the holiday I accidentally squeeze her side too hard when picking her up and she makes this weird yelp sound
>Think the sound is pretty funny
>Do it again a few times when no one is around
>Definitely sounds cool, but realise it's hurting her
>Keep doing it
>She doesn't seem to like me as much as before, shys away from me in general unless I give her attention, then she laps it up
>Grandparents tend to go to bed early
>Dogs sleep outside
>For the last few nights I would routinely go outside and just sort of squeeze and throw this dog around at the end of the field
>Throw rocks at it to scare it
>She hides under their jeep
>Kick sand and mud under there
>I start to enjoy looking at the clear confusion and fear in her eyes
>Fuck yeah

Good thing I left, could have turned out pretty bad for that bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FyQQWALW Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:48:05 No.472506645 Report

Quoted By:

>>472483636
Nips gold actually

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:48:52 No.472506840 Report

Quoted By: >>472507207 >>472508087

>>472506532
You should probably kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ndku6lK9 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:49:57 No.472507112 Report

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>>472477110
lel
it's op's story but ryan is a giganigga, beat op down
read it again

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Anonymous ID:zojs53ap Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:50:12 No.472507182 Report

Quoted By: >>472511646

>>472495045

Not to white knight or anything, but if you want somebody to talk to I'm actually studying into social services. I can't guarantee that it'll actually do any good, but what've you got to lose, right?

Anyway, if you want somebody to talk to, my email's [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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It's not my main e-mail (who would post that on /b/!?), but I do check it every now and then.

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Anonymous ID:SyhUQILD Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:50:13 No.472507184 Report

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>>472467596
That was some punch line, eh?

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Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:50:18 No.472507207 Report

Quoted By: >>472507317

>>472506840

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Anonymous ID:NKs4Sf6T Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:50:27 No.472507237 Report

Quoted By:

>>472506532
you sob... i was hoping some zoofilia :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qGcon7ps Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:50:43 No.472507317 Report

Quoted By: >>472508087

>>472507207
>>472506532
hope you die scumbag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/P91J2qv Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:51:04 No.472507396 Report

Quoted By: >>472507970

>be me
>11th grade
>this kid who i have mutual friends with harasses me all the time
>calls me a ginger and whatnot
>one day i'm walking down the hallway with my friends
>kid who harasses me comes up to us
>starts chatting with friend
>suddenly starts harassing me like usual
>tell him to fuck off like five times
>he won't stop
>i'm pretty built, he's tall
>he walks ahead of me and and i just start fucking pummeling his back with my fists
>he goes on the ground and starts sobbing
>i felt like such an asshole everyone was talking shit about me saying i sucker punched him
>that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:51:23 No.472507481 Report

Quoted By: >>472508404

>>472506532
how big was it and how old were you

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Anonymous ID:bYr1d81q Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:52:16 No.472507712 Report

Quoted By: >>472507951

>>472495045
Hahahahaha hahahahaha faggot way to fail at life. I hope you live forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:53:14 No.472507951 Report

Quoted By:

>>472507712
haha i started saying that same thing to people.
such a good insult.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NKs4Sf6T Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:53:17 No.472507970 Report

Quoted By:

>>472507396
sucker punch> bullied bitch

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Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:53:47 No.472508087 Report

Quoted By: >>472508367

>>472507317
>>472506840

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Anonymous ID:YI2E6FuD Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:54:53 No.472508367 Report

Quoted By: >>472508548

>>472508087
That reply made no sense...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:55:02 No.472508404 Report

Quoted By: >>472508836

>>472507481

I would have been 17, and the dog was an adult lab.

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Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:55:46 No.472508548 Report

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>>472508367

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Anonymous ID:uB4MMLJ5 Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:55:54 No.472508585 Report

Quoted By:

Here, ladies an gents, we got ourselves a real mutant species - a gingered nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:56:54 No.472508836 Report

Quoted By: >>472509078

>>472508404
yea i read your story and was about to be mad then i realized ive done the same thing many times.

also fuck labs.
i knocked ones teeth out once.
stupi fucking bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:57:04 No.472508864 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467429
>be addict heroin
>have clarity moment
>get help
>be strong but also have support
>get better

you're already at step one, now follow the rest of the checklist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iqt7m9Lk Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:57:58 No.472509078 Report

Quoted By:

>>472508836

I love the fuck out of the dog, don't get me wrong, but for some reason I just found it so fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 09:59:57 No.472509523 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
you got away with manslaughter. still, that's pretty fucked up.

next time you punch someone, even a douche like Ryan, so hard their head bounces off a hard surface like a ball, fucking take them to the ER.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3u+VDdX+ Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:01:13 No.472509821 Report

Quoted By: >>472511710

>>472467596
You done goofed, son. I backtraced it and reported it to the cyber police. The consequences will never be the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:glSXfWX2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:02:16 No.472510042 Report

Quoted By: >>472510175

>>472495501
> see a tardchild to my lefts and he buyed bag of chocalate
> lean and make whispered,
> "fuck you cunt"
> he exploding

my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjgKEAzV Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:02:53 No.472510175 Report

Quoted By:

>>472510042

>he is an alcohol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Ywwdkoe Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:07:35 No.472511237 Report

Quoted By:

>>472506391
*was* the pope. he resigned.

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:07:39 No.472511250 Report

Quoted By: >>472528587

>be a jedi
>supposed to be celebete'
>be fucking this hot queen from naboo
>trying to get into the jedi council
>get assaigned to aid the chancellor
>me and chancellor palpitine become best bros
>have vision that shes gonna die
>palpatines like "yo nigga, i can teach you some shady shit to keep her from dieing"
>mfwimallin
>samuel l jackson gets all uppity about palpitine being a sith emperor
>they get in fight, samuel l jackson is winning, reflecting lightning bolts back into palpatines face
>I grab my balls and cut off his hand
>palpatine chimps out and pushes him out the window
>palpatine ordanes me lord of the sith
>orders me to go to the jedi temple and kill younglings
>go to to some piece of shit lava world
>chop up some gook aliens with my lightsaber
>my bitch wife shows up
>mfwimcoveredinyounglingandgookalienblood.gif
>tells me i fucked up
>try to keep it real
>strangle her with the force
>she died in the hospital a week later
>they said she lost the will to live

the feels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+kfvuK6 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:09:14 No.472511646 Report

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>>472507182
Thanks for the offer. I decided to make an account and send you a message. Not still sure if I need to talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:09:29 No.472511710 Report

Quoted By:

>>472509821
OH FUCK PLZ NO I CAN'T GET LOCKED UP AGAIN BY DA CYBER POLICE! LAWD HAVE MERCY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:11:17 No.472512131 Report

Quoted By: >>472512764

>>472471546
wtf dude. how can you not help this girl and live with yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:13:50 No.472512764 Report

Quoted By: >>472513083 >>472513768

>>472512131
Welcome to 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:15:15 No.472513083 Report

Quoted By: >>472513708

>>472512764
welcome to 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2JKkK6Ik Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:15:47 No.472513196 Report

Quoted By: >>472513817 >>472513839 >>472514621 >>472515010

>be 14
>spending night with aunt and uncle
>laying on the couch watching world's wildest police chases with them both
>uncle goes to bed when show goes off
>flip around and land on some movie on HBO
>in the movie some girl keeps talking about guys eating her out
>my hormones are out of control so I'm uncomfortable as shit that I'm watching this with my aunt
>she doesn't seem to care
>get up and go to kitchen for a soda
>she comes in and is doing something
>she's behind me as I turn around with a glass and I accidentally put my hand on her breast
>flip the fuck out and apologize like crazy
>she blows it off and says accidents happen
>go back to living room, movie's still on
>she comes back in too
>put a pillow in my lap to hide my boner because this movie's got some good sex scenes and also I just touched my first breast
>don't know "pillow in lap" is universal sign for "boner alert"
>I guess she does know this
>aunt says "can I have that pillow, I'm gonna put it behind my head"
>ohshit.jpg
>she's looking directly at me so I try to shift as I hand it to her but it's an obvious boner and I see her notice it
>2 seconds later the girl starts talking about getting her pussy eaten again
>aunt says "you ever done that?"
>I say "done what?"
>she says "used your tongue on a girl"
>I'm losing my fucking mind at this point
>I say "uh no"
>aunt stands up and takes off pajama bottoms and sits on the couch
>"come over here and I'll teach you how"
>I do as she asks and she shows me where her clit is and tells me to lick it
>she takes my hand and shows me how to hit the g-spot
>aunt comes all over my hands and the couch
>afterward she gave me a really awkward blowjob with some hand lotion but she kept having to reapply it because it was drying up
>never spoke of it again
>24 now, still kinda wanna fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8uM6s9RE Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:17:09 No.472513495 Report

Quoted By: >>472514124

>be me
>like thirteenish
>go to grandpappies farm
>grandpappies got two big as fuck huskies one bitch (mika) and one male (ike)
>keeping in mind that this was summer time
>parents and grandparents be innabarn socializing with the neighbors (barn is basically completely unused except for social events)
>ike is outside playing with my older brother and a couple of his friends from the area and mika is in the farmhouse because of a recent surgery on her leg
>no one my age in a three hundred mile radius so I'm stuck inside playan the nintendo 64 alone (starfox if I'm not mistaken)
>get bored of starfox (crazy, I know)
go into kitchen looking for something to eat
>see mika lying onna flor with tail up
>whyboner.flac.tiff.ogg.jpg200.mp8
>decide that putting my little thirteen year old weenie in would be a good idea
>do it
>feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelsgoooooooooooooooooooooooooood.gif.mpg
>mika whined the whole time but i didn't stop because lol buttsecks
>finish up
>go to room
>basically go straight to bed
>next morning wake up with mike licking my face
>for some reason I have never felt more terrible in my entire life than at that precise moment in time
mika just died last week guys, Ike is really sick. they were my best friends after my grandparents passed, and I'm gonna miss them forever. help me feel /b/?

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Anonymous ID:8QtrnL2o Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:18:10 No.472513708 Report

Quoted By:

>>472513083
welcome to the matrix smartass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OZcBA8Ih Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:18:25 No.472513768 Report

Quoted By: >>472515347

>>472512764
This is my first comment on a post ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:18:41 No.472513817 Report

Quoted By: >>472514845

>>472513196
>awkward blowjob with some hand lotion
>blowjob with some hand lotion
>blowjob
>hand lotion
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:18:47 No.472513839 Report

Quoted By:

>>472513196
>>afterward she gave me a really awkward blowjob with some hand lotion but she kept having to reapply it because it was drying up

Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X7/vpjj3 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:19:16 No.472513949 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470790
this

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Anonymous ID:GQjurJlj Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:19:30 No.472514014 Report

Quoted By:

>>472503331
Wich country are you from?
Are you Illuminati?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:20:02 No.472514124 Report

Quoted By: >>472514474

>>472513495
>mika whined the whole time but i didn't stop because lol buttsecks
>because lol buttsecks

fuck i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rEvzC/b Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:20:51 No.472514302 Report

Quoted By: >>472516854

>lightly hit girl with book
>hit harder than i thought
>she cried
>still regret it to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8uM6s9RE Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:21:36 No.472514474 Report

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>>472514124
I try

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:22:12 No.472514621 Report

Quoted By: >>472515128

>>472513196
is...is she hot? or is she some fugly old woman?

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Anonymous ID:X7/vpjj3 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:22:46 No.472514757 Report

Quoted By:

>>472470642
AW SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2JKkK6Ik Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:23:11 No.472514845 Report

Quoted By: >>472515732

>>472513817
that was supposed to say blowjob then a handjob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kEKfiO84 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:23:34 No.472514928 Report

Quoted By: >>472515236 >>472515906 >>472516728

>Be 19
>Be virgin still
>Be beta as Fuck
>Haven't even kissed a girl
>Visit friends of family
>Meet 9 yearold who takes me to play in her room
>She kisses me with tongue
>ohgodyes.jpg
>We kiss untill dinner then kiss more
>She gets naked and I kiss her body all over
>Rub her pussy then tell her to suck on my cock
>Cum loads in her mouth
>Starts to choke and spits it out
>Lick her tiny virgin pussy till she passes out from pleasure
>Dress her up and exit
>Just in time as we leave their house
>mfw I got my first kiss and bj from a 9 yearold
>mfw I have no face

(On phone with no reaction pic)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:23:53 No.472515010 Report

Quoted By:

>>472513196
you must be from sweden

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2JKkK6Ik Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:24:22 No.472515128 Report

Quoted By:

>>472514621
she's really into running, she runs 5ks all the time so she's in pretty good shape. she's not that great in the face but I'd still fuck her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:24:52 No.472515236 Report

Quoted By:

>>472514928
And when did you wake up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:25:29 No.472515347 Report

Quoted By:

>>472513768
i have never gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:27:14 No.472515732 Report

Quoted By:

>>472514845
no it wasnt

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Anonymous ID:R5ffdhpX Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:27:31 No.472515792 Report

Quoted By:

>be me
>6 or 7 years old
>grandma's house
>retarded cousin lives there, but i didnt realize he was retarded at that age
> be playing stupid with other cousin
>get a slingshot
>look for projectiles
>see those little furry figures that are hard and heavy as fuck but are covered with some fur to make them look as little stuffed animals.
>shit heavy as fuck for its size
>perfect size for slingshot
> see my retarded cousin in the corner just there talking to himself moving hands and what not
>shoot him in the temple
>he drops to the ground and cries loud as fuck
>ohshit.jpg
>everyone arrives and see me with a slingshot and he is still there shaking in a puddle of tears

mfw when i made someone 5 years older than me cry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:28:03 No.472515906 Report

Quoted By: >>472516728

>>472514928
dayum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YQIxf7n9 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:29:10 No.472516149 Report

Quoted By:

>>472471327
www.mikehuntscars.com.au

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:29:45 No.472516262 Report

Quoted By:

>>472487829
Where is this Indian Reservation? Dublin?

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Anonymous ID:AfaatrxO Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:29:54 No.472516305 Report

Quoted By: >>472516916

>Be me, about five years, 15
>Have mentally disabled sister with a TBI
>Has a fit one day and beats me up
>Late at night we tie her down
>I go into the room and tie her down extra tight that night
>Get kitchen knife and cut her little by little on legs
>Wakes up to pain
>I tell her its a dream
>Continues crying
>Parents think she is having a bad dream
>She wakes up next morning thinking she was scratching herself
>Go to doctor and gets more meds
>She forgets but still has scars
Every time she would get into fight with me when she lived with my family, I would do that at night and my parents would continue passing it off as she acting up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:31:56 No.472516728 Report

Quoted By: >>472516850 >>472530315

>>472514928
>>472515906

see:
>472504929

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jGSl39ql Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:14 No.472516791 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468720
<3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bA78tYZ0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:16 No.472516793 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468471
You actions reduced the level of douchebagery and faggotry in the human gene pool. You deserve a civic service medal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GAwxYbZ4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:28 No.472516830 Report

Quoted By: >>472519832 >>472527191

>>472483171
>spelt
IT"S SPELLED YOU IDIOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:34 No.472516850 Report

Quoted By:

>>472516728

>>472504929

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:36 No.472516854 Report

Quoted By: >>472517809

>>472514302
This reminds me of one, I didnt feel bad though
>Freshman year
>Choir teacher is subbing for spanish
>Fuck yea, spanish lady is psycho
>Didn't know this bitch was crazy too
>Self righteous, bitches about respect she doesn't get from other teachers
>Cuz she does shit like follow kids into other teachers classrooms and disrupts them because "Student was mean to her."
>Jesus fuck shut up
>She starts ranting about this program she started
>One word, or one voice or some shizz
>Its all about not cussing
>She made "trendy" black bands like the ones the Livestrong faggots wore
>She passes them out to the class
>"Everyone who puts these on pledges not to cuss."
>Puts one on my desk
>Everyone puts theirs on
>I stare at it, brush it off to the side since she put it right in front of the book I was reading.
>She stares at it with that "Eels that tell a bad joke waiting for a response.jpg" between me and band on side of desk
>"What's your name?"
>"I'm trying to read, leave me alone."
>"We're having class right now"
>"No, you're bitching. I haven't heard you say a single thing in spanish since we got here, and I have to read this chapter by next hour."
>Few kids laugh
>Heart starts racing a little, don't usually talk back to teachers.
>She takes my book out of my fucking hands
>"You can have it back when you put the band on!"
>Youthinkthisisamotherfuckinggamebitch?
>"I'm not wearing your band. I don't support your cause, and I will not ever."
>She takes book and walks to the back of the room
>Puts it on the desk in the back of the room
>Claims I'm not getting it back and that she hopes I fail my next lesson.
>"This is why non of the other teachers respect you, you stupid bitch."
>Whole class of oooohhhs and whatnot.
>Maybe I shouldn't have
>BAM!
>My book goes flying past my head and hits the chalkboard
>Like, if I hadn't gotten into my backpack at that exact moment, it would have hit me in the back of the head.
>Class goes silent
>My book is ruined.
cont real fast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:32:55 No.472516916 Report

Quoted By: >>472517817

>>472516305
How old was she?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4rBZCQJX Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:33:24 No.472517032 Report

Quoted By: >>472517315 >>472518204

this is why i always run instead of fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:34:36 No.472517252 Report

Quoted By:

>>472493528
stop trying to kill yourself you fucking moron, and be glad you're obviously not good at it and therefore still get a chance at life.

sorry you got raped and shit but seriously, tough it out. if you don't let it fucking wreck you that shit will instead just make you stronger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:34:58 No.472517315 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517032
No, it isn't. C'mon.

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Anonymous ID:UrhBBmoO Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:36:11 No.472517592 Report

Quoted By: >>472518563 >>472518710 >>472518851 >>472520373 >>472522574 >>472530315

>Be me a couple of years ago
>Sapper deployed in Afghanistan
>Have this 1 complete asshole in my squad
>He's always talking about how he wants some real action
>Shows real psychopathic tendencies
>We have orders to check out a house
>Mightbeinsurgents.avi
>Prepare for a cluster fuck
>Breach and clear
>There's just a woman in her cover-all shit
>She's rambling in her language
>Our translator is trying to calm her down
>HQ tells us to set up shop for a while
>See if shit goes down
>We're there for a while
>The asshole is whining about not getting to shoot anything
>CO tells him to shut the fuck up before he gets a boot to the head
>The woman actually gives us all water and some snacks
>Damn this food is tasty
>I end up getting bored as nothing is happening
>Decide to fix the door (one of the hinges came loose in the breach)
>We get a call to RTB helo will be extracting us
>I begin packing our shit up
>Hear muffled movement behind a door
>Sounds intense
>ShitJustGotReal.jpg
>Kick that fucking door in
>The woman is naked on the ground with bruises on her face
>She is so fucking beautiful 10/10
>The asshole is trying to rape her
>Without even thinking scream "HEY FUCK HEAD!"
>He looks up at me
>Bang
>He collapses completely limp
>CO comes racing in
>Looks at me, then to the woman, then to the asshole who's dead on the ground
>"Helo will be here in 2 min, secure his weapons and lets get the fuck out of here"
>That night back at base my CO comes up to me
>Tells me that this wasn't the first time it's happened and he's glad I did something about it
>Official report is that he got hit by a sniper
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:37:14 No.472517809 Report

Quoted By: >>472520416

>>472516854
>My book is ruined.
>One of the kids gets up to ring the little principal call bell
>Kid goes to tell principal what happened
>Choir teacher grabs student and PUTS HER HAND OVER HIS MOUTH
>At this point, I have assessed the damage and realized the binding of my book was in shambles
>Still pissed
>Decide, "I'm going to get blamed for this anyways."
>Reach back with all my force and throw book as hard as I fucking can
>Critical hit! Teacher stumbles.
>few kids laugh, most are silent
>She starts fucking SHRIEKING and runs out of the room.
>I gather my stuff and calmly walk to the principals office, cuz I know thats where she's going
>7 or 8 kids follow me to tell what happened.
>Tell principal
>She pissed
>Principal gives me days suspension and a "leave of absence" for teacher.
>Find out senior year she was having a mental breakdown back then cuz her husband would bring her home a shit tone of coke every day
>I still lol to this day.

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Anonymous ID:AfaatrxO Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:37:16 No.472517817 Report

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>>472516916
She was 19 at the time but now she is 24. But her personality was more of a child's if anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:39:08 No.472518204 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517032
always run.
ALWAYS.
even if you can win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:40:52 No.472518563 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517592
>frag someone
>get away with it because the army will take just about any psycho off the street and strap a gun in his hands to kill towelheads
>america

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:41:39 No.472518710 Report

Quoted By: >>472521031

>>472517592
No way.

was she really that pretty?
ive always thought they were but i wasnt sure because you know why

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:41:54 No.472518767 Report

Quoted By:

>>472499837
I agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:42:22 No.472518851 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517592
Fake, but still fucking great. 9/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:44:28 No.472519282 Report

Quoted By: >>472520138

>>472501149
This would also have been my only concern. But seriously, who the fuck that's trying to molest a kid would walk into a police station with her naked? Obviously the police would know you're not the perp because the perp would be busy molesting the girl far away from a police station.

Also the girl is old enough to probably tell the truth about what has happened to her. She'd back up your story even if she didn't understand and wanted to go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:46:39 No.472519701 Report

Quoted By:

>>472506532
You're a sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GeHYYMd2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:47:20 No.472519832 Report

Quoted By:

>>472516830
>spelled
Only in America, Sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JrCn8AI4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:48:52 No.472520138 Report

Quoted By: >>472520738

>>472519282
Oh god man, I can't even tell you how relieved I am right now. Call me a faggot but all I wanted was a reply to this kind of seconding my post to get my hopes in humanity restored. I waited over an hour for this post and now I can finally go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:30PZqhWI Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:50:04 No.472520373 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517592
dont care if fake
so bomb 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GeHYYMd2 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:50:16 No.472520416 Report

Quoted By:

>>472517809
bravo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:50:55 No.472520547 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472697
That's a bitch move fo sho.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JZ2oWLLm Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:50:56 No.472520548 Report

Quoted By: >>472520860 >>472530315

>Be twelve years old
>Playing outside, find a stray black kitten, family decides to take it in as one of us.
>One day playing with the cats tail, but it doesn't like it
>It nips at me
>I get angry at it and slap her in the face
>Hitting the kitten made me feel good for some strange reason, continue to do so harder and harder.
>Suddenly cat stops moving, I panic.
>Give it CPR, but I guess it was just knocked out
>Wakes up with its head twitching, and one pupil larger than the other (Sign of brain damage)
>I feel terrible, try to comfort it
>Three days later, the cat runs away.

The next day my friend and I were walking down the street when we saw that same cat laying dead in the middle of the street, run over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uVJFQkif Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:51:55 No.472520738 Report

Quoted By: >>472521070 >>472521489

>>472520138
I can't always tell if people in here are really all such sick fucks or just all trolls. Never met another /b/ fag in real life.

I just assume most are trolls, but the fucked up thing is that the few who really are sick fucks see all this and think lots of people really think just like them.

The trolls think they're harmless but in reality they actually do encourage the actual sick fucks in their behavior.

It's kind of sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FEnzwerE Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:51:57 No.472520745 Report

Quoted By:

>>472500712
well depending on the state it he could be considered the instigator seeing that he grabbed him and forcibly pulled him out of the house

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:52:28 No.472520860 Report

Quoted By:

>>472520548
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:52:43 No.472520907 Report

Quoted By: >>472521448 >>472524664 >>472527701 >>472528587

>be a fetus
>parents staying at grandmas house for eternity
>sneak out of my mothers womb in the middle of the night
>play nintendo 64 for 12 hours straight
>go downstairs see my grandma, aunt, a bunch of black guys, a horse, and their dogs having an interacial-insestual-interspieces orgy on acid.
>grandma asks me if she can suck my cock
>she sucks and fucks my fully torqued cock
>cum in her pussy while the horse rams its gigantic cock in my ass.
>after the dogs finnish fucking my aunt the black guys get all pissed off at me because im a beta as fuck ginger
>they both swing at me simualtaniously
>I do a flying-crane kick through both their temples
>grandma, aunt, dogs, and horse all see this. dripping with cum and santorum
>bash their heads in with a rusty shovel we use to clean up dog cram
>hide all the bodies in granmas car.
>light it on fire and push it off a cliff
>under the cliff is a fraternity
>gigantic explosion
>army blames it on a sniper
>i sneak back into my mothers womb
>getawaywithit.jpg.gif.ciscum

no regerts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UrhBBmoO Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:53:15 No.472521031 Report

Quoted By: >>472521878 >>472530315

>>472518710
She was more beautiful than any western woman.
Just think of Scarlett Johansson but middle eastern.

Not even kidding, maybe it was cause I hadn't had sex in months but she was kickin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:53:28 No.472521070 Report

Quoted By: >>472529357

>>472520738
>Never met another /b/ fag in real life.
yes you have. You just dont know it.

Also may I refer you to this

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:54:58 No.472521394 Report

Quoted By: >>472521987 >>472522003 >>472522034 >>472522324 >>472527221

>Walking through a dark urban area about 15 years ago
>Filthy nigger shadowing me, no doubt to rob or kill me
>duck into an alleyway, hide behind a dumpster
>get my belt off as quick as possible
>chimpy goes shuffling by the dumpster eyes looking for me no doubt
>goes one step past me, swing my belt over its filthy nigger neck and the choking fun begins.
>nigger goes crazy, kicking clawing at my belt and if you ever choked anyone, you know the haaaak noises they make.
>Keep choking and choking, probably 3 or 4 minutes, but seemed like forever.
>Dayqwon stops fighting, but I keep the pressure on just to make sure the job is done.
>Finally let him fall. Blood vessels have burst everywhere in its dirty yellow rolled up eyeballs.
>Leave it laying by the dumpsters with the rest of the trash.
>Went home, had an awesome steak dinner and got pretty good and toasted on a bottle of JD. Laughed about it for weeks afterward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GQjurJlj Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:55:14 No.472521448 Report

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>>472520907

no regerts Indeed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:55:24 No.472521489 Report

Quoted By:

>>472520738

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EsZHlfEf Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:55:55 No.472521581 Report

Quoted By:

>>472465854

Sick faggot is sick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:57:22 No.472521878 Report

Quoted By:

>>472521031
oh lawd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:57:55 No.472521987 Report

Quoted By:

>>472521394
I wish I could have just one opportunity like this in my life. just kill a mother fucker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ULhhe/8J Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:58:01 No.472522003 Report

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>>472521394

You could have let him live. You're no better than what you thought of him if that's how you honestly feel about what you did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:58:08 No.472522034 Report

Quoted By: >>472527424

>>472521394
>stormfag
>the fake ass story he tells the othe white supremicists
>beta as fuck in reality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:59:23 No.472522324 Report

Quoted By: >>472527329

>>472521394
you didnt mess with the body or anything?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ppJndmFc Sun 14 Apr 2013 10:59:50 No.472522402 Report

Quoted By: >>472523131 >>472524664 >>472530315

>8th grade
>new kid in 6th grade who`s supposed to be in 8th grade named roman
>starts shit with my friends, steals skateboards
>decides to start shit with me too
>riding bike near his house, he has 2 kids come and try to jump me
>cant catch me, im on bike
>see him at school next day
>approach him, hes a bit smaller than me
> grab him by his neck and shirt and toss him across the cafeteria
>face first into the vending machine
>happens to have asthma
>asthma attack, crying, gasping
>he runs to the nurses office
>I get away with it because he tried to jump me
>he moves away
my face the day after our confrontation
not the worst thing ive done but definitely one of the most satisfying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PecjLh4Z Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:00:20 No.472522491 Report

Quoted By:

>>472472974 lawl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:00:42 No.472522574 Report

Quoted By: >>472523000 >>472523124 >>472526979

>>472517592
So you had the chance to get some free raghead snatch and instead you kill a bro. You must really love the cock. Fucking faggot traitor. Why didn't you just call in your squads position every time you could to the enemy? Oh thats right, they would have killed your little cocksucking faggot ass. You know they hate faggots and traitors too?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:02:07 No.472522863 Report

Quoted By:

>>472486076
>in memory of
>memory

Derp.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UrhBBmoO Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:02:46 No.472523000 Report

Quoted By:

>>472522574
So mad bro.
15 year old detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:03:02 No.472523048 Report

Quoted By:

>>472466147
fake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9tYAz22Q Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:03:14 No.472523090 Report

Quoted By: >>472524016 >>472524760 >>472529250

>Move in to a townhouse with a freind and his girlfriend
>Girlfriend is 7/10 but walks around the house half naked all the time
>We always flirt when my friend isn't around
>Flirting starts getting intense
>Start wrestling over the tv remote one day
>Wrestling turns into grinding
>She suddenly gets up and walks away
>Follow her but she goes to her room and closes the door
>After that things get awkward
>No more flirting
>One night we all go out to a friends birthday
>Everyone proceeds to get shitface
>My friend drinks way too much and starts passing out
>Call a cab home
>Have to practically carry my friend inside to his bed
>Come out to living room and his girlfriend is pouring some shots
>Proceed to get even drunker
>Start flirting
>She starts to half pass out, calls me by my freind name
>We start making out
>Start fucking, she seems like she is aware its me but calls me by my friends name
>Once I nut and we stop fucking she passes out
>Carry here to her bed naked
>Wake up next morning fucking hungover
>OHSHIT.vhs
>NOT A SINGLE THING WAS MENTIONED
>To this day I dont think she remembers
>Took pics on my phone
>Still fap to them occasionally
>Still flirt with her

I hope i can manage to do it again, I try to get them drunk all the time now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2PtbafLK Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:03:18 No.472523107 Report

Quoted By:

>>472468484
fancy-face cat is my favorite may may

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:03:23 No.472523124 Report

Quoted By: >>472527707

>>472522574
>durr i want my squad to be filled with psychopaths
>durr theyre mah brothers even tho theyll probably kill me in my sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D9tE4NZP Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:03:25 No.472523131 Report

Quoted By:

>>472522402
COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:08:25 No.472524016 Report

Quoted By:

>>472523090
>I hope i can manage to do it again, I try to get them drunk all the time now
top lel
>do it again
>cum in her pussy
>she get pregneant
>make your freind raise the child thinking its his

come back when THIS is the worst thing you've ever done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:08:27 No.472524020 Report

Quoted By:

>>472492791
You should write a book or somethin

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Anonymous ID:m57YFDqh Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:09:26 No.472524187 Report

Quoted By:

bumping

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zLF+PvIn Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:11:04 No.472524473 Report

Quoted By:

>Be like 9
>hanging out with older neighbor and one of my friend
>older neighbor is about 14, with his friend
>they take me aside
>ask to punch my friend
>Why_not.jpg?
>Start punching my friend in the face, he fall down head on concrete.
>My dad saw it

also that one time around 14y/o I punched a girl cause she kicked me in the nuts, crazy bitch be crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:11:57 No.472524624 Report

Quoted By:

>>472496981
Hipster douche.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:12:14 No.472524664 Report

Quoted By: >>472525014

>>472522402
hard to follow this up huh?
>>472520907

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9uo6OIKb Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:12:22 No.472524693 Report

Quoted By:

Ok guys this one's pretty heavy

>Someone opened a door for me and I forgot to say thank you

I still cry myself to sleep at night with shame

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ittof3FC Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:12:45 No.472524760 Report

Quoted By:

>>472523090
pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tM+sUDu0 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:13:33 No.472524904 Report

Quoted By:

> ate bacon raw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ppJndmFc Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:14:08 No.472525014 Report

Quoted By:

>>472524664
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:14:42 No.472525115 Report

Quoted By:

>>472490316
kyle brimicombe , cole shipien , hunter shipien , Adam Barnes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bJEpHOLm Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:14:50 No.472525142 Report

Quoted By:

>>472506532
laughed hard as fuck at
>definitely sounds cool

then you threw rocks at it
then fuck your shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:15:46 No.472525293 Report

Quoted By: >>472525451 >>472525549 >>472525826 >>472526962

>be my age
>driving and drinking a Pepsi
>finish Pepsi
>throw Pepsi can out da window
>dontgiveafuck.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:16:41 No.472525451 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525293
i hate you.
legitimately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8QtrnL2o Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:17:15 No.472525549 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525293
not drinking booze while driving?
obviously underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2sTHw1bN Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:17:24 No.472525578 Report

Quoted By: >>472525991 >>472525994 >>472526397 >>472526943

>be 25
>be living with two female cousins, one is 25(we're like bro and sis) and the other is 20(we're pretty close but not as close as the one who is the same age as me)
>have huge crush on my cousin that's same age as me since we were both kids.
>she's super fucking hot, i'm a fat beta male.
>home alone
>go into her room and raid her dirty panties and dildo's
>go back to my room and start sucking the crust off her panties and licking her dildo's while jacking off.
>she comes home but I don't hear her.
>walks into my room to see if I wanted to go hangout some where and catches me in the act.
>she looks at me with wide eyes and mouth agape, turns around slams my door and goes back outside, gets in her car and leaves.
>dick goes limp, put her shit away and start crying like the pussy I am.
>She comes back home later on with her dad and my dad.
>my dad beats the shit out of me while my uncle throws all my crap in the front yard.
>be two years later.
>entire family disowns me, even friends stopped talking to me.

>mfw i have no one, only co workers who are old and gross.
>mfw i'm dead to everyone i care about
>mfw i have no face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:18:36 No.472525826 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525293
you heartless bastard.

>cryingindian.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fo916azL Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:19:31 No.472525991 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525578
*(we were like bro and sis)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z58W1dg1 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:19:32 No.472525994 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525578
thats fuckin gross

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vwC9s9S5 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:21:32 No.472526378 Report

Quoted By:

>>472467596
holy fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:21:35 No.472526397 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525578
>sucking the crust off her panties

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2PtbafLK Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:23:09 No.472526663 Report

Quoted By:

>be like 19, shit kicking warehouse working weed smoking dude
>be hanging out in dorm room with 2 male friends and 3 fat girls at a university
>fattest chick wants me
>like fat chicks but notthatfat
>we all drop acid
>one fat chick has bad trip and one friend chills with her to calm her down
>other friend and other two ffg's (fucking fat girls) walk around talking for long time n smokin
>end up driving to one girl's families house who are out of town
>end up with the fattest ffg in a downstairs bedroom with sliding door to patio, beautiful view of my city
>end up fucking her from behind ,
>See myself in the mirror
>wtfamidoing???
>still somehow so turned on but not even wanting to deal with the aftermath
>notice out the patio door from the view that I'm less that two or 3 miles from home
>bust nut
>grab shoes
>out tha do'
>into the night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:24:44 No.472526943 Report

Quoted By:

>>472525578
is this a true story?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:24:51 No.472526962 Report

Quoted By: >>472528587

>>472525293
>be the son of the devil
>use black magic to turn anon's pepsi into coke
>he dosnt even notice
>throws can out the window
>hits my retarded cousin in the forehead
>cousin falls on the ground clenching his bloody forehead'
>stand there and stare at him for 6 hours
>drowns in a pool of his own blood
>leave body in the street
>hide in a abandoned cabin in the national park
>take the form of a little girl
>have sex with some anon
>go to a playground
>get obducted by some other faggot
>become loli bdsm sex slave
>getting married in the fall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GJwh6aCg Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:24:58 No.472526979 Report

Quoted By:

>>472522574
3edgy5me bro. You're probably not even in the military. Inb4 "what did you just say to me, you little bitch?" spiel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5cpZQT+S Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:25:14 No.472527030 Report

Quoted By:

>>472506532
if i ever find you ill beat the shit out of you you sick fuck. dont you ever fucking do that to a poor defenseless animal you cruel son of a bitch. you're a fucking loser pussy. kill yourself honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3qaqOS5u Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:26:13 No.472527191 Report

Quoted By:

>>472516830
fucking lol'd

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Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:26:23 No.472527221 Report

Quoted By: >>472528230 >>472528587

>>472521394
>Be the big man in my neighborhood
>People turn the other way when they see me
>Alpha as fuck
>See skinny nigger in hoodie prowling
>Get my gun
>Call 5-0 to make it legit
>Follow him
>Coon gets scared, in my face
>Shoot him
>Bang head on concrete
>Claim self defense
>mfw go to trial

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:26:56 No.472527329 Report

Quoted By:

>>472522324
Yeah, it would have been a great idea to just hang around and shit on him or something, because what I did was obviously self defense right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:27:29 No.472527424 Report

Quoted By:

>>472522034
guess again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:29:06 No.472527701 Report

Quoted By:

>>472520907
And what do you call this act?
THE ARISTOCRATS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:29:07 No.472527707 Report

Quoted By: >>472528046 >>472528310 >>472531351

>>472523124
I'd rather have pschos in my squad than traitors.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:31:09 No.472528046 Report

Quoted By:

>>472527707
hahaha no you wouldnt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:32:12 No.472528230 Report

Quoted By:

>>472527221
Need help with the defense fund?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:32:43 No.472528310 Report

Quoted By:

>>472527707
says the traitor

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Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:34:20 No.472528587 Report

Quoted By:

>>472526962
>>472527221
>>472520907
>>472511250

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3bp23m3X Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:35:03 No.472528729 Report

Quoted By: >>472531469

>>472483969
Hey OP, thought I'd let you know your thread got archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f1JFFEi+ Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:35:51 No.472528857 Report

Quoted By:

>>472473764
you are
the worst
dick
ever

and I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ls8JbCB4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:36:26 No.472528931 Report

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>>472502158
Penn State?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3qaqOS5u Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:38:37 No.472529250 Report

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>>472523090
If you delivered you would be my fucking hero

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zy6kLD2M Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:38:57 No.472529312 Report

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any more stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:39:17 No.472529357 Report

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>>472521070
If you want to meet /b/ros, go to hot topic, watch the guys shaking their heads in disgust at the tshirts. The ones buying them are the cancer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6EvfroBl Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:40:05 No.472529489 Report

Quoted By: >>472529654 >>472529845 >>472529860 >>472530302

well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9uo6OIKb Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:40:20 No.472529527 Report

Quoted By: >>472529747 >>472529774

>>472529357
No, if you want to mean /b/ros, go to the IT section of a uni. Crawling with neckbearded faggots expecting to get a job with their 1337 skillz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3rEvzC/b Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:41:05 No.472529654 Report

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>>472529489
that got me
you prick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:41:41 No.472529747 Report

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>>472529527
yeah again I think theyre more the newfriend type. I mean people you could actually stomach.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ls8JbCB4 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:41:52 No.472529774 Report

Quoted By: >>472529976

>>472529527
>implying at least half aren't engineers with the same mentality but like a 5% better chance of getting their job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ODsxYOAa Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:42:19 No.472529845 Report

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>>472529489
>.gif
hue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rpZkE3F8 Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:42:22 No.472529860 Report

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>>472529489
hah, ya fuckin homo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wNEvU4uN Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:42:46 No.472529930 Report

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>>472468471
>Peanutbutter m&m's
They're Reece's Pieces you fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9uo6OIKb Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:43:03 No.472529976 Report

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>>472529774
I'm not sure where you went to uni, but here in Australia engineering students have a 95% employment rate in the field within the first year of graduation. Bit better than IT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1KAkn5uv Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:43:53 No.472530112 Report

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>>472471327
I read barista as Batista for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3qaqOS5u Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:45:01 No.472530302 Report

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>>472529489
touche sir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0aG6pML Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:45:03 No.472530315 Report

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>>472522402
>>472521031
>>472520548
>>472517592
see
>>472516728
and also
>>472515094
but then
>>472517458
and
>>472529949

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lzcSn6p Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:50:13 No.472531101 Report

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>>472530315
....what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z1gG/K1w Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:51:09 No.472531240 Report

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>>472468484
NOT BEFORE IT 404s!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UrhBBmoO Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:51:54 No.472531351 Report

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>>472527707
You're not even in the military.

>Hasn't even been to war
>Is telling a soldier how to do his job

You should take up a career in politics, bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3rEvzC/b Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:51:57 No.472531361 Report

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>>472530315

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XW3Od08y Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:52:08 No.472531392 Report

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>>472498047
more pls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yIKkFzoK Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:52:34 No.472531469 Report

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>>472528729
Haha, wow, I wasn't expecting that. I'll go check it out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NWHqoqZD Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:52:47 No.472531506 Report

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>>472506532
Kill yourseld

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LiMKYLBB Sun 14 Apr 2013 11:52:52 No.472531524 Report

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>>472481746
Man...

I don't like most mentally handicapped people. What, with libtards yelling about how it's okay for them to do reprehensible shit because they're "born that way", but I feel pity for the ones that try to contribute to society.

You didn't know, YI2E6FuD, but I hope you learned something that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:45WCfH9z Sun 14 Apr 2013 12:01:51 No.472532916 Report

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>>472474175
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6EvfroBl Sun 14 Apr 2013 12:02:59 No.472533080 Report

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>>472472320
10/10 would read again

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