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ID:ShY4Bq10 No.473489928 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
CYOA THREAD

You are a high school freshmen, and finally going on that trip to Islands of Adventure with your high school class. You have been waiting hours for the bus to arrive, and you are finally there! However, the teacher says everyone needs a partner before you can go inside the park! You have four choices!

A: Brent. A prime example of a retard. Prone to fits of anger and has a few hundred dollars his mom gave him for the trip.

B: Courtney. Is a annoying, bitchy straight A student, but has access to employee areas of the park because her dad is an executive for the park.

C: David: Your best friend (and nigger) he is very cool and you enjoy his company. But he is poor as shit and can be stupid sometimes.

D: Try to sneak away from the bus, and go inside the park without a partner. You'll need to hide from any teachers you see inside the park. (75% chance of working, will use a random number generator to decide)

First answer with over three votes is always the chosen one. Go