Hey /b/. Here on my down time to tell you about some shit I just witnessed. I'm a cashier in the electronics department of my local Wal-Mart.

I'm working the night shift tonight, and there's really not much going on. Sold a small 20" LCD monitor to an elderly couple, but nothing else. A lot of down time with my co-workers, usually talking about who we fucked last and how it went, or about Black Ops II times we had with awesome streaks or whatever. Just as we finished talking about the new multiplayer maps this pretty typical mid-thirties dude walks up to the desk and waits for me to walk over.

>I walk over to help him out.
"Hey man. What can I do for you today?"
"Well, you see, I just got divorced from my wife and I thought that with all of her shit out of my house I have too much free space. I wanna buy a TV."
>Nothing strange, the divorce part was a little much though. Whatever, let's sell this dude a small TV.
"Cool, cool. Let's go check 'em out."
>I take him over to the 20"-35" TVs area, prices ranging from $199.99 to around $700
>He looks at all of them and tests their quality with our general bullshit Wal-Mart commercial on why we're such a good company.
>Starts scratching his beard, doesn't look very happy with any of them.
"I want something bigger. Let's go check out the bigger TVs."
"Okay, cool. Thery're over here."
>Take him to the larger TVs section
>He looks a lot more pleased, sees our Sharp 90" 3D TV
"This one. I like this one a lot."
>$8999.99 pricetag
"Alright man. Is this it?"
"Well... I've got two living rooms. Might as well get one for each."
>uwot.jpeg
"What? You serious?"
"Yep."
>chuckle a bit, this is a lot to take in
"Alright man. Let's go to the checkout area while I get my buddy Doug to get 'em out of the back."
>He gives me a relatively off look.
"I didn't say I was done..."
"No, sir. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
"Well, I don't seem to have any Blu-ray players that are compatable with these TVs. You got any?"
>cont.