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Anonymous ID:pVFXjRgp No.476067658 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>476072271 >>476078871
ITT: James Hetfield ruins our day.
>be teaching elementary school
>James is teacher's aid
>little Johnny comes in
>his turtle died last night
>he's really sad
>James stands up
>YESTERDAY SEEMS AS THOUGH IT NEVER EXISTED DEATH GREETS ME WARM NOW I WILL JUST SAY GOOD BYE
>son of a bitch james there's a time and place for that and it's not here. he is a kid james
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