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ID:DX+dzZVR No.476331414 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
this is too embarrassing. what do /b/?

>be 11
>pretend be to autistic
>puberty hits and my voice changes.
>I hate it and I talk in a higher pitch
>this goes on for LITERALLY years.
>be 19, pretending to be autistic and a kid
>voice is still high, still act autistic
>parents still believe I'm a tard
>sometimes, I believe it myself.
>be 24, living with parents, act like a fuckin autistic tard that talks in a high voice.

god damnit, my life is so awkward now. my family has never heard my real voice before... I get random voice cracks everytime I talk but then I would just play it off by acting autistic.

what the fuck do I do, /b/???