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ID:Ati773zt No.486843486 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be a few years ago
>be me
>mother tries to boss me around
>dishes aren't done
>argue
>end up doing dishes

...

>create plan to avoid having to do anything someone tells me to do
>purchase sunglasses
>cont