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ID:DXSom5gt No.488840380 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done?
here's mine
>be 18
>me and a couple friends walking around a cul de sac beside my neighborhood
>see kid i don't like getting in his car
>me and friends get the same idea
>as soon as he pulls out of the driveway, goa round back
>get rock, break window, climb in 1 by 1
>tear his room apart, destroy some stuff, keep valuable stuff
>the guy pulls back into the driveway
>SHITRUN.jpg
>hop out the back window we came in at
>catches my last friend getting out when he walks through the door
>yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>friend gets back in, punches him in the face, smashes head up against the wall
>run halfway across town
>get some In-N-Out Burger