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ID:RPRM6f6+ No.489379061 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Corrupt a wish thread !

>Rules:
>1 wish per post
>must post your own wish after you corrupt in the same post

>Example:
>I wish i could sleep more often

>-you go to sleep and never wake up!
>i wish for ...

I'll start..

I wish i was rich