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ID:26WcgMDY No.489979229 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello /anon/s

> Ask a genius anything.


I am a certified genius with an IQ of 151. I currently work at a Fortune 100 company in Connecticut solving problems. Ask me anything about your relationship, house, life, job or whatever and I will tell you the most logical solution to your problem. I could also tell you about my life and accomplishments.