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ID:PPlJBSbZ No.490382886 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT we talk about how we think Gabe Newell should announce HL3. I'll start.
>2014 E3
>Showcasing some games
>Finished showing Call Of Duty 15
>The crowd just isn't that into the showcase
>The stage is cleared
>All of the sudden, a familiar figure is seen coming from the backdrop
>The lighting isn't to great, so no one can really tell who it is
>The figure approaches the spotlight
>It's Gabe
>Gabe just stand there, with no emotion
>He scans the crowd
>Everyone is just looking at Gabe
>The camera pans in on his face
>"I know what you all are thinking..."
>The attention of the world is now on Gabe
>Gabe stands there
>All of a sudden he get a silly grin
>He just nods his head one time up and down
>The crowd explodes in applause
>Gabe just turns around and walks away
>As he is walking away from the standing ovation, he throws up three fingers.