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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:05:02 No.491843939 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>491848156 >>491848331 >>491851335 >>491852181 >>491852694 >>491864859 >>491884709 >>491894210

Hello random. I am a 13 year old blond girl who feels alienated from her peers and a distant, uninvolved father and I would sure love to chat with a father figure who is willing to cross state lines.

My interests are pokeymans and all things that are kowaii.

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Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:06:46 No.491844240 Report

Quoted By: >>491845313

really Chris Hansen?
that sounds great
i'll be right over to fuck your tight little asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBkQbrL7 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:08:18 No.491844530 Report

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Is your name Christina Hansen by any chance?

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Anonymous ID:vfOWG4Po Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:08:43 No.491844610 Report

Quoted By: >>491844863 >>491844868 >>491845385

no thanks
already got one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:09:55 No.491844812 Report

Quoted By:

>>/vp/
>>/c/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBkQbrL7 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:10:10 No.491844863 Report

Quoted By: >>491846169

>>491844610
Nudes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5CG2kktl Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:10:11 No.491844868 Report

Quoted By: >>491856814

>>491844610

That thread...

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:12:36 No.491845313 Report

Quoted By: >>491845723 >>491851184

>>491844240

My name is Amanda Notacop.

Boy that sure sounds like it would be sexy. What else would you be willing to cross state lines to do to me?

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Anonymous ID:nAwMFSH6 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:12:56 No.491845385 Report

Quoted By: >>491856927

>>491844610
> mfw captcha is: acquire italidel

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Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:14:41 No.491845723 Report

Quoted By: >>491847523

>>491845313
i'm going to shove my dinosaur sized cock down your throat with the force of a thousand suns

also

is that 3ds max?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:17:14 No.491846169 Report

Quoted By: >>491847310

>>491844863

Gee, that would be a really naughty thing to do Mister. I sure could get in trouble. Maybe you have an e-mail address I could send some to? Or maybe a cell phone number or residential mailing address?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBkQbrL7 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:23:26 No.491847310 Report

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>>491846169
Here, I'll just give you all three so there's no chance of me not receiving anything:

[email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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1-(111)-900-100

Swag Swagston
1234 Nigger Way
Faggotville, CA

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:24:26 No.491847523 Report

Quoted By: >>491847982

>>491845723

Gosh, that would sure be swell. Maybe there is a hotel you would like to meet at, or I could come to your house even. You can give me your address. I am really good when it comes to keeping secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:24:42 No.491847572 Report

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oh fuckthis it keeps thinking it's spam for some reason

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Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:27:00 No.491847982 Report

Quoted By: >>491849846

>>491847523
of course that sounds great
my address is

8489 jesus road
nigger city, NV

also what i'll be doing to you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O6cr5TLv Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:27:52 No.491848156 Report

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>>491843939
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Anonymous ID:9Aw9pN1O Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:28:43 No.491848331 Report

Quoted By: >>491849650

>>491843939
Who is your favorite pokeyman?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AEMTnPm5 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:30:40 No.491848726 Report

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Oh god, my fucking sides are vibrating faster than your mother's lover.

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:35:31 No.491849650 Report

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>>491848331

I really dig the Peekachew. It is really kowaii. That means cute. L.O.L.

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:36:36 No.491849846 Report

Quoted By: >>491850435 >>491850594

>>491847982

I will be sure to send you those pictures you requested in a manner that was completely of your own free will without any coercion. It would be great if you were sure to be at your residential address tomorrow evening at say 6pm. I wouldn't want you to miss what's coming to you. I'm sending it special delivery so you'll be sure to receive it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBkQbrL7 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:37:51 No.491850079 Report

Quoted By:

>>491848452
Of course. My requesting lewd pictures of you, a minor, which is illegal in my country of residence and may lead to severe punishment in a court of law, was done completely of my own accord. I will certainly be at exactly the residence I described in expectation of receiving cp and not getting v&

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Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:39:46 No.491850435 Report

Quoted By: >>491850583 >>491850925

>>491849846
great i'll answer the door naked just so you know it's me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:40:34 No.491850583 Report

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>>491850435
also that's me in the picture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jCpU4ZzB Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:40:36 No.491850594 Report

Quoted By: >>491851630

>>491849846
You look exactly like my daughter.
She even has the same riot shield.

Wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vb3h76G3 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:42:19 No.491850925 Report

Quoted By: >>491851094 >>491851679

>>491850435
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:43:10 No.491851094 Report

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>>491850925
i'm the dude dumbass
i'm putting these up so the little girl can see how big my dick is with her permission of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+A8EpHoh Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:43:37 No.491851184 Report

Quoted By:

>>491845313
>My name is Amanda Notacop
hahaha what is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P9G4VapK Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:44:26 No.491851335 Report

Quoted By:

>>491843939
7/10 would cuddle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RBkQbrL7 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:46:03 No.491851630 Report

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>>491850594
>She even has the same riot shield.
fucking lol

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:46:20 No.491851679 Report

Quoted By: >>491852153 >>491852331 >>491852932 >>491853146

>>491850925

Do you think I have a sexy body? Tee hee. This is so naughty. Gosh it would be swell if we could meet up sometime. I bet you could teach a young, sexually inexperienced girl like me all sorts of grown up things.

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Anonymous ID:P9G4VapK Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:48:50 No.491852153 Report

Quoted By: >>491877938 >>491888135

>>491851679

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Anonymous ID:MWcfaOvx Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:48:57 No.491852181 Report

Quoted By:

>>491843939
hello Chips Handon so we meet again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UPppVWki Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:49:13 No.491852241 Report

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My fucking sides

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Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:49:39 No.491852331 Report

Quoted By:

>>491851679
oh god i'm done that picture just killed me

i guess i'll see how this plays out from here

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Anonymous ID:vyurdlV+ Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:51:03 No.491852595 Report

Quoted By:

mfw not sure if joke or a really dumb "notacop"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O2LN/lhU Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:51:32 No.491852694 Report

Quoted By: >>491852875 >>491856385

>>491843939
Hi Amanda!

I'm a 14 yr old boy needing a friend my names Timmy Nota45yearoldtruckdrivingpaedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MWcfaOvx Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:52:30 No.491852875 Report

Quoted By:

>>491852694
and with that
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xfdxOeET Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:52:47 No.491852932 Report

Quoted By:

>>491851679

That pic is fucking hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KU/L0TVu Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:53:56 No.491853146 Report

Quoted By:

>>491851679
> dat pic

my sides... oh god my sides have been destroyed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MWcfaOvx Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:55:42 No.491853508 Report

Quoted By:

>>491853332
>recorded

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:56:01 No.491853565 Report

Quoted By: >>491854151 >>491854236

Boy, you all sure do have a lot of naughty ideas. Tell me more about what you would like to do with me or any other girls like me who are under the age of consent in the state in which you reside. Don't worry, this conversation is totally not being recorded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0eTvMjoV Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:59:24 No.491854151 Report

Quoted By:

>>491853565
good god how much time does op have on his hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lNIEHov4 Mon 08 Jul 2013 10:59:55 No.491854236 Report

Quoted By: >>491854792

>>491853565
damn, girl. how you get in those clothes. your daddy poor you in?

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:03:27 No.491854792 Report

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>>491854236

Do my clothes make you feel sexually aroused in a way that is completely inappropriate for me age?

L.O.L. Gosh you make me feel so pretty and grown up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4QvHfXX2 Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:10:24 No.491855960 Report

Quoted By:

This whole goddamn thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p/e2okKt Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:11:33 No.491856176 Report

Quoted By:

See, this is what CGI/3D artists need to put their talents towards. Not shitty incest comics. This. This right here.

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:12:51 No.491856385 Report

Quoted By: >>491857143 >>491857304

Wow. It is sure is swell chatting with you all. But I have a feeling some of you are too shy to talk to me. Maybe you could e-mail me and we could chat about pokeymans and other kowaii things or just about what you'd like to do.

>>491852694
I'm sorry Timmy but I am really only interested in older men. L.O.L.

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Anonymous ID:7LRNtJ/D Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:14:19 No.491856643 Report

Quoted By:

is that scott shelby?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I+PPZCQL Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:15:11 No.491856814 Report

Quoted By: >>491862901

>>491844868

can you explain the story to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I+PPZCQL Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:15:43 No.491856927 Report

Quoted By: >>491857385

>>491845385

can someone explain this story to me?

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Anonymous ID:O2LN/lhU Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:16:58 No.491857143 Report

Quoted By: >>491857920

>>491856385
I look old for my age. See!

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Anonymous ID:P9G4VapK Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:17:51 No.491857304 Report

Quoted By:

>>491856385

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Anonymous ID:lGOgzUiw Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:18:20 No.491857385 Report

Quoted By: >>491858284 >>491892965

>>491856927

I've lost count of how many years ago it happened, that kid went missing in the UK and there was a tediously long amount of media attention towards the court case involving the parents etc. Some think they killed the kid, others she was kidnapped blah blah blah

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Anonymous ID:hSq/sl0U Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:21:20 No.491857920 Report

Quoted By: >>491858540

>>491857143

Well then, please feel free to tell me all the things you would love to do to me in the sleeper cab of the truck that you don't drive. Maybe we could meet some time and not rape me in the truck you don't drive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4QvHfXX2 Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:23:14 No.491858284 Report

Quoted By: >>491859673

>>491857385
It's been a big deal in the last week or so. I couldn't tell you what's going on, but I guess after sinking five mil into the case they found a major lead.

Anyway OP, tell us more about yourself! Do you have a crush on any teachers at school? As a safe, anonymous friend over the internet, it's safe to tell me secrets that your parents or guardians are too UNCOOL to hear about!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O2LN/lhU Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:24:38 No.491858540 Report

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>>491857920
I so would not rape you in a special cellar I know of. I would not rape you there and keep you locked up for 24 years. We can look at kittens and discuss how rad Lee Majors is!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yAu+4SIY Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:24:56 No.491858608 Report

Quoted By: >>491860901

i believe i am the perfect father figure for you. you can be my little kawaii princess and i will spoil you and treat you to all sorts of pleasures.

i am willing to travel across state lines, or multiple state lines.

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Anonymous ID:STaLG+U0 Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:26:22 No.491858848 Report

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Don't mind me, just on my way to other threads.....

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:30:56 No.491859673 Report

Quoted By: >>491860373

>>491858284

My parents are totally UNCOOL. My father is away at work all the time and never gives me any attention which has completely left me in a state where I am extremely vulnerable to the affection of older males.

And my mother won't let me wear make-up or go out with boys or do any grown up stuff at all. Which has left me curious about the opposite sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MWEEqGak Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:34:55 No.491860373 Report

Quoted By: >>491862331

>>491859673
Who's taking the pictures Amanda? Are you related to Johnny NotFbi?

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:37:47 No.491860901 Report

Quoted By: >>491862078

>>491858608

That would be great. If you give me your e-mail address I will send you the address of a motel near where I live where we could meet in an isolated location far away from innocent civilian bystanders. I would love to be your kowaii princess.

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Anonymous ID:QyGQ7cYG Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:43:22 No.491861865 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yAu+4SIY Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:44:41 No.491862078 Report

Quoted By: >>491864347

>>491860901

how about i pick you up instead? A motel is no place for a princess; no, a much more suitable place is what i have in mind. Let us go to the Emerald Beach in Lake Tahoe, CA. I know of some very relaxing spots along that beach, and it is also near the El Dorado County Jail, so I assure you it is very safe.

Come, won't you?

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:46:10 No.491862331 Report

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>>491860373

Johnny Notfbi is my cousin with whom I have experimented with in a way some men would find titillating while still preserving my youthful innocence and inexperience.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tPXLAS1G Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:49:26 No.491862901 Report

Quoted By:

>>491856814
If you were not there, suck a dick.
Suffice to say, creeped the fuck outta me.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:57:43 No.491864347 Report

Quoted By:

>>491862078

Yes, that could work. And I'll just totally not send an e-mail to the El Dorado County law enforcement requesting back up.

Now how will I recognize you on the beach. Perhaps you could show me a photograph of your driver's license or another state issued photo identification card.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7efmHLWr Mon 08 Jul 2013 11:58:28 No.491864478 Report

Quoted By: >>491866032

I've been lurking this thread and I just want to tell you I love you, OP.

Best thread I've seen in a while. Good laughs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/TzUhA3O Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:00:39 No.491864859 Report

Quoted By: >>491867224

>>491843939
>kowaii
Is "Kawaii"
just wanted to point that out.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:07:09 No.491866032 Report

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>>491864478

I am glad you love me. Maybe if you gave me your contact information we could arrange a time to meet and exchange our love.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:13:59 No.491867224 Report

Quoted By: >>491867549

>>491864859

Yes... that's what I mean to say... kawaii... because I'm all into the anamay and stuff... just like other 13 year old girls...

*sigh*... what the fuck am I doing? I.... I'm not fooling any of you am I.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L4Js3f6R Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:16:04 No.491867549 Report

Quoted By: >>491869162

>>491867224
what do you mean Amanda Notacop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:omD8ia+r Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:25:28 No.491869016 Report

Quoted By: >>491878781

nightstick in pooper

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:26:21 No.491869162 Report

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>>491867549

This..... you know.... one day you're young and strong and you've got a career stretching out before you that looks full of future promise....

then next thing you know you've got a prostate the size of a grapefruit and you're sitting on the internet trolling for creeps and perverts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:27:02 No.491869251 Report

Quoted By:

This thing still going? God, it's been hours OP. You need to plan this shit out better.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:33:55 No.491870260 Report

Quoted By: >>491871729

I mean, Jesus Christ.... I used to have abs you could bounce a quarter off of and a butt that could crack walnuts.

Now.... now I'm just a fat overweight slob.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:37:16 No.491870782 Report

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I'm.... I'm sorry guys.... I....

This isn't even my duty. I.... I just wanted the attention, you know... I... I just wanted to feel young.... and desirable.

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Anonymous ID:XDCpJ/qH Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:40:39 No.491871335 Report

Quoted By:

I think she sounds legit, guys someone should go for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:41:48 No.491871527 Report

Quoted By: >>491872323

You know I just... I just really wanted to hear someone say "You're pretty, and I like you". Would....

... is that too much to want?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:43:05 No.491871729 Report

Quoted By: >>491872631

>>491870260
What do you mean? I think you're the most kawaii person I've ever found.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/+L6Gix Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:46:51 No.491872323 Report

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>>491871527
You are pretty. You look better in your uniform and not in girls clothing begging for attention.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:48:57 No.491872631 Report

Quoted By: >>491872879

>>491871729

You... you're just being kind. Look at me. I'm a pig.

Who could ever think someone this repulsive is cute....

God what was I thinking... I'm such an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:50:37 No.491872879 Report

Quoted By: >>491873682

>>491872631
I've got a throbbing erection that says otherwise.

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:55:47 No.491873682 Report

Quoted By: >>491874372

>>491872879

It's okay. You don't have to pretend. I know you're just saying that to be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:boddUEZH Mon 08 Jul 2013 12:56:53 No.491873851 Report

Quoted By:

Are we gonna see an an hero or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:00:12 No.491874372 Report

Quoted By: >>491875112

>>491873682
I'm saying that because those bunnies and handcuffs are making me hornier than a catholic priest at a Boy Scout camp.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lLgiR0SP Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:03:29 No.491874904 Report

Quoted By:

DAFUQ AM I SEEING

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:04:55 No.491875112 Report

Quoted By: >>491875728 >>491878034

>>491874372

Re... really? My... my body doesn't disgust you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:08:55 No.491875728 Report

Quoted By: >>491876432

>>491875112
Not at all. The things I want to do to you are illegal at any age. I'd love to bend you over and ram that shotgun up your tailpipe. Unloaded for your safety, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ez8rwFan Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:11:53 No.491876207 Report

Quoted By:

>inb4 tits or gtfo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FICF5jgf Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:13:15 No.491876432 Report

Quoted By: >>491876797 >>491877104

>>491875728

You.... you've made me so happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HD/iH6pB Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:15:34 No.491876797 Report

Quoted By:

>>491876432
SHOW US YOUR DICK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:17:26 No.491877104 Report

Quoted By:

>>491876432
I'm glad. Now, that you've brought up happiness... Co... Could you make me happy now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:19:17 No.491877389 Report

Quoted By: >>491877772 >>491878563

SUPER KAWAII TRANSFORMATION POWERS!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:21:39 No.491877772 Report

Quoted By:

>>491877389
go on....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HHE/uBVl Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:22:39 No.491877938 Report

Quoted By:

>>491852153
mfw when taking a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wZJmVQWM Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:23:16 No.491878034 Report

Quoted By:

>>491875112
No he's right. The riot shield, shotgun, pistol, handcuffs and your clothes really are attractive. And of course YOU are as well, but.. alas.. Too young for me. Or.. Too old?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2nabS48a Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:23:55 No.491878134 Report

Quoted By:

what the fuck did i just stumble into....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:boddUEZH Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:26:33 No.491878563 Report

Quoted By:

>>491877389
If only that had been a get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mjBLb2HW Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:27:58 No.491878781 Report

Quoted By:

>>491869016
this please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iincmZNi Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:31:55 No.491879401 Report

Quoted By:

I can't possibly begin to comprehend what's going on in here. But by God, I love it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:32:45 No.491879536 Report

Quoted By:

ACTIVATE!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:33:15 No.491879621 Report

Quoted By:

Awaiting epic toast...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dROCexBo Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:38:25 No.491880341 Report

Quoted By:

F5, F5, F5

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:39:47 No.491880517 Report

Quoted By: >>491880727 >>491880823 >>491880839 >>491892252

SHAPE OF A LOLI!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:40:59 No.491880684 Report

Quoted By:

10/10 i lold hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mjBLb2HW Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:41:16 No.491880727 Report

Quoted By:

>>491880517
No, go back

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:41:57 No.491880823 Report

Quoted By:

>>491880517

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8D60/c4j Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:42:04 No.491880835 Report

Quoted By:

Top lel !

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:42:06 No.491880839 Report

Quoted By:

>>491880517

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:43:41 No.491881062 Report

Quoted By: >>491881369 >>491881575

I... AM... THE LOLI!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:45:52 No.491881369 Report

Quoted By:

>>491881062
Technically, OP could legally make nudes.
Just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8jbhYT7a Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:46:43 No.491881487 Report

Quoted By:

Archive this shit. Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PIs202LK Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:47:21 No.491881575 Report

Quoted By:

>>491881062
Oh yeah baby. show me what'chu got under the hood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:49:43 No.491881921 Report

Quoted By: >>491882156 >>491882779

We have unleashed my inner kawaii.

Now... I... am..... LOLI COP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:51:27 No.491882156 Report

Quoted By:

>>491881921
The greatest threat /b/ has ever faced...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5zGFRJ8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:52:55 No.491882326 Report

Quoted By:

This thread. What the actual fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:316M5YIy Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:56:15 No.491882779 Report

Quoted By:

>>491881921
>We have unleashed my inner kawaii.
>Now... I... am..... LOLI COP!
the whole thread was about that punchline, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:57:07 No.491882881 Report

Quoted By: >>491883108

And I will arrest you with love.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 13:58:58 No.491883108 Report

Quoted By: >>491883687 >>491884020

>>491882881
yea... no

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:03:25 No.491883687 Report

Quoted By: >>491884080 >>491884173 >>491884196

>>491883108

Oh.... then I meant guns. I'll arrest you with guns.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:05:55 No.491884020 Report

Quoted By: >>491884173

>>491883108
How about you release those clothes from house arrest and give the nice anons what they want?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R5zGFRJ8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:06:14 No.491884080 Report

Quoted By: >>491884942

>>491883687
>arrest
Woah! Everyone, she's a cop! Watch out! Run for it guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:07:06 No.491884173 Report

Quoted By:

>>491884020
meant for
>>491883687

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XZL8yb3V Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:07:19 No.491884196 Report

Quoted By:

>>491883687
I think you're hemorrhaging in your eyes...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:11:15 No.491884709 Report

Quoted By:

>>491843939
>kowaii
>kowaii means scary
I should show you my dick then

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:13:02 No.491884942 Report

Quoted By: >>491885217 >>491885989

>>491884080

Well... I guess I can't arrest you since you helped me release my inner kawaii. It wouldn't be fair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5zGFRJ8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:15:08 No.491885217 Report

Quoted By:

>>491884942
Hmm...fair point. What else did you have in mind?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:15:22 No.491885251 Report

Quoted By:

this thread fucking rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g8sz4b+b Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:16:10 No.491885364 Report

Quoted By:

i h8 u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HYWz7x2q Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:21:28 No.491885989 Report

Quoted By: >>491886221 >>491886681

>>491884942
why are ur boobs so big

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:23:16 No.491886221 Report

Quoted By:

>>491885989
what kind of a question is that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:26:49 No.491886681 Report

Quoted By: >>491887165 >>491887260

>>491885989

40 years on the force, too many stakeouts eating nothing but junk food I guess a guy is gonna grow some boobs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:30:02 No.491887084 Report

Quoted By: >>491887165

And a bit of an ass too I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R5zGFRJ8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:30:46 No.491887165 Report

Quoted By: >>491887820

>>491886681
>>491887084
What just happened...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:31:36 No.491887260 Report

Quoted By: >>491887506

>>491886681
go on...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0V9+DjON Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:32:03 No.491887317 Report

Quoted By:

This has taken a right turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+OeCJbHb Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:33:53 No.491887506 Report

Quoted By: >>491887740

>>491887260

Fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v6M09NA8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:35:30 No.491887716 Report

Quoted By: >>491887803 >>491887845 >>491888217

You guys keep your noses clean. Maybe I'll run into you some day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:35:40 No.491887740 Report

Quoted By:

>>491887506
but why???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gm7AgU7+ Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:36:07 No.491887803 Report

Quoted By:

>>491887716
why is your pussy so small then, huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XmWx1sf9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:36:18 No.491887820 Report

Quoted By:

>>491887165
This day just got a whole lot better, that's what happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2u7AoZvk Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:36:30 No.491887845 Report

Quoted By:

>>491887716
reported for terrorism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FVkTinyx Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:38:55 No.491888135 Report

Quoted By:

>>491852153
which of course begs the question...

have the v& crew ever dressed up to get in character? id like to think yes. but then I'm a glass half full kinda guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ItstbW6v Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:39:36 No.491888217 Report

Quoted By:

>>491887716

pls, make my day good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTSJQdha Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:47:09 No.491889091 Report

Quoted By:

chan archive dot org slash request_votes

Two more votes and this will be archived.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nf3DyET9 Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:47:32 No.491889138 Report

Quoted By:

THIS THREAD HAS MADE MY NIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LwP079XM Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:49:07 No.491889323 Report

Quoted By:

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ONThBFY Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:52:19 No.491889669 Report

Quoted By:

wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yC1OaAUa Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:52:58 No.491889748 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:53:07 No.491889773 Report

Quoted By: >>491889959

Wait a sec...... The ID has changed 3 times

>hSq/sl0U
>FICF5jgf
>v6M09NA8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ONThBFY Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:54:44 No.491889959 Report

Quoted By:

>>491889773
standard cop station security measure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5rnvmoaE Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:55:06 No.491890006 Report

Quoted By: >>491890417

/b/ was down several times tonight. Probably had something to do with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O3Hf/+4q Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:57:08 No.491890274 Report

Quoted By:

Fucking amazing... just amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 14:58:07 No.491890417 Report

Quoted By: >>491891132

>>491890006
I was on /b/ since 10 last night, and its now 7
i only seen it down once at 5
that doesnt make up for the others

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5rnvmoaE Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:03:32 No.491891132 Report

Quoted By: >>491891458

>>491890417

Then I am at a loss to explain. Unless there is an eventual time out to the forced ID if you are in a thread long enough. Or OP was on a DSL modem that reseted during the night,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrzZdC+R Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:04:04 No.491891209 Report

Quoted By: >>491891384

I remember you. You were the guy that tried to recreate FUCKICANTREMBERTHATNAMEchan, right? Great thread. And can you please tell me her name, it's driving me fucking crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrzZdC+R Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:05:40 No.491891384 Report

Quoted By:

>>491891209
In DAZ studio, if my memory is right.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eih9jF8z Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:06:17 No.491891458 Report

Quoted By:

>>491891132
not likely but possible i guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6mwEKXuR Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:10:23 No.491891906 Report

Quoted By:

Coitus humorous

10/10 if is a ruse master
7/10 if you duplicated it from another anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Chvhj4A8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:12:28 No.491892142 Report

Quoted By:

great thread

lose/10

would laugh again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X35DL95t Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:13:31 No.491892252 Report

Quoted By:

>>491880517
Well that escalated quickly
Well done, OP. Very cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XHLUclnv Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:15:31 No.491892476 Report

Quoted By:

Hahahaha! OP, you made my day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Auww5iyp Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:19:48 No.491892965 Report

Quoted By:

>>491857385
UK Kid went missing in Portugal.*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5GrhXkZB Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:22:43 No.491893240 Report

Quoted By:

fucking saved this thread

holy shit this is amazing.

thank you OP. You are NOT a faggot today.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o40mQPgA Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:28:52 No.491893872 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Heaven Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:31:52 No.491894210 Report

Quoted By:

>>491843939
GTFO underageb&

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8lOj4jx Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:46:11 No.491895827 Report

Quoted By:

OP is a gentleman, scholar, wizard and superhero. Thank you for gracing us with your presence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1nPyDkRe Mon 08 Jul 2013 15:58:01 No.491896978 Report

Quoted By: >>491900286

In process of putting together an album via screen cap and paint I'll be back when I have cropped and compressed thread into single image

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q5iWDZso Mon 08 Jul 2013 16:01:59 No.491897375 Report

Quoted By:

why dis 404ing doe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1nPyDkRe Mon 08 Jul 2013 16:32:07 No.491900286 Report

Quoted By:

>>491896978
almost there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cqGwC0x8 Mon 08 Jul 2013 16:40:34 No.491901148 Report

Quoted By:

BUMP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrzZdC+R Mon 08 Jul 2013 16:47:56 No.491901836 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1nPyDkRe Mon 08 Jul 2013 16:50:56 No.491902104 Report

Quoted By: >>491903074 >>491905386

Here it is, it's not the whole thread obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XrzZdC+R Mon 08 Jul 2013 17:01:25 No.491903074 Report

Quoted By:

>>491902104
you sir are a gentleman and a schoolar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FqVli6vT Mon 08 Jul 2013 17:23:59 No.491905386 Report

Quoted By:

>>491902104

Ha! Thank you!

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