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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:03:29 No.8194754 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:04:24 No.8194773 Report

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in before bel air

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:04:28 No.8194776 Report

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haeeb it!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:04:35 No.8194778 Report

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you've obviously never heard of invisible ink

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:05:07 No.8194795 Report

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O SHI-

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:05:28 No.8194810 Report

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Oh, Jesus Christ. Not this Candlejack shit aga

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:05:55 No.8194825 Report

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I lol'd

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:06:15 No.8194837 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:06:17 No.8194838 Report

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REQUESTING A /X/ BOARD

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:06:18 No.8194839 Report

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OH SHI- call the police!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:06:36 No.8194851 Report

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sell it on ebay

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:07:15 No.8194870 Report

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sell it on e-bay

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:07:20 No.8194871 Report

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Jesus fuck. This scared the shit out of me. I found this creepy old book in my attic. (See attached pic.) I opened it up and took a look, but all the pages were blank except for the last one. It was stained with blood and only had one thing written on it: Candlejack. What's Candlejack? My mom said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:07:20 No.8194872 Report

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hey candlejack

OH SHI-

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:07:27 No.8194874 Report

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send it to me. i want it. five bucks.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:07:28 No.8194875 Report

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candlejack's gonna need more rope

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:08:14 No.8194894 Report

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>>8194838
I SECOND THIS
WOULD BE FUCK WIN

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:08:16 No.8194895 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:09:54 No.8194952 Report

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>>8194895
not animated.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:10:45 No.8194983 Report

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Who the fuck is Candlejack and why does everyone freak out whenever his name is mentio

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:12:10 No.8195034 Report

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>>8194838
Why post a Rokurokubi in this thread?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:12:55 No.8195052 Report

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>>8194871
ur doing it wrong.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:13:22 No.8195067 Report

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>>8194983
if I'm not mistaken Candlejack is a villian from Freakazoid where everytime you said his name he woul

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:14:13 No.8195096 Report

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OH NO PLEASE STOP

http://candlejack.ytmnd.com/

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:15:35 No.8195140 Report

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>>8195034
What did Candlejack used to do when you said his na

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:15:57 No.8195148 Report

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what the hell is thi

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:16:22 No.8195166 Report

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I found a book in my basement once called the Necronomicon. Apparently it was written by some guy named Abdul Alhazred.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:17:19 No.8195191 Report

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what happens when you say candlejack?

brb doorbell

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:18:01 No.8195211 Report

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>>8194810
>>8194871
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>>8195096
>>8195140

I'm gonna need more rope.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:18:16 No.8195222 Report

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I love this thread.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:18:51 No.8195237 Report

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>>8194754
Apparently if you call a ghost a fuck all stupid lard ass motherfucking useless peice of flaming ignorant donkey shit who fucks fat people and likes the disgusting feeling, they come out and try to scare you. I saw it on TV.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:20:40 No.8195295 Report

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a challenger has appear

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:21:02 No.8195308 Report

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>>8194838
Night, /b/.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:21:45 No.8195329 Report

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>>8195237
/r/ gb2 england.
And if you're not england, stop typing like that, faggot.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:23:24 No.8195375 Report

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>>8195295
i'd hit it

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:23:45 No.8195385 Report

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>>8195140
That wasn't even a sentence.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:24:30 No.8195407 Report

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O LAWD IS DAT SUM CANDLEJACK THRE

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:25:08 No.8195425 Report

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>>8195385
Fail or funny?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:25:39 No.8195444 Report

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http://www.voicechasers.com/database/showactor.php?actorid=1100
candlejack is played by this voiceacto

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:26:17 No.8195461 Report

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>>8195385
Your mom's not even a sentence.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:26:34 No.8195475 Report

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>>8195425
both. everything in moderation.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:26:47 No.8195481 Report

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divide by zero----
OH SHI---!!!!
TIME PARADOX TO SAVE /B/!
GO, /B/, GO!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:27:08 No.8195487 Report

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>>8195407
Yeah, this would appear to be a Candlejack thre

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:27:41 No.8195504 Report

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>>8195461
Constanza: Oh yeah I had sex with your wife!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:27:43 No.8195507 Report

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>>8195481
Fail for not getting it and covering it up with another inappropriate meme.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:30:50 No.8195592 Report

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Yeah, for one thing, Sony's "YOU'RE GONNA BUY IT AT WHATEVER PRICE WE SET AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!" attitude is not a step in the right direction. It seems like they've been on top so long, they don't worry about actual failure and assume they'll be on top no matter what they do. The real problem is, they're kind of right. There are a great deal of people who will buy whatever Candlejack churns out and for any pri

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:32:30 No.8195636 Report

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This is stupid, I mean who the hell believes that if you say Candlejack then suddenl

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:34:43 No.8195698 Report

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Ok one of you assholes needs to explain the candlejack meme. Is it from some weird old carto

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:39:15 No.8195829 Report

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CANDLE JACK!

I just wanted to fit i

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:41:21 No.8195886 Report

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>>8195698
Candlejack isn't a meme. It's a deathwi

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:42:46 No.8195916 Report

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i said candlejack and then my mom got sca

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:43:40 No.8195940 Report

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You idiots, Candlejack isn't rea

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:43:55 No.8195947 Report

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>>8195916
I whisteled for a cab and when it came near the licenese plate said Candlejack and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab is ra

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:44:31 No.8195963 Report

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HOLY SHIT
POSTING IN A LEGENDRADY CANDLEJACK THR

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:45:03 No.8195978 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:45:18 No.8195985 Report

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THIS CANDLEJACK SHIT IS TOTALLY NOT GETTING OLD

OH WAIT, I'M NOT DYING

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:46:02 No.8196006 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:46:49 No.8196025 Report

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>>8196006
fail.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:47:17 No.8196036 Report

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>>8196025
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:47:35 No.8196046 Report

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YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR!YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR!YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING PAPA, GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:48:43 No.8196075 Report

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candelwahat?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:49:35 No.8196092 Report

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wtf kind of stupid name is candleja

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:49:58 No.8196100 Report

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>>8195166
O R'lyeh?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:51:22 No.8196134 Report

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do a barrel roll

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:52:17 No.8196155 Report

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CandleJack is also Russian slang for "UV Ink" because originally, they had to burn with special candles to get the UV effect by adding chemicals to the natural wax (a term called "jacking").

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:53:47 No.8196196 Report

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Wasn't Candlejack a villain on Freakazoid?

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:53:52 No.8196198 Report

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Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
Take a look, it's in a book - Reading Rainbow.

I can go anywhere!
Friends to know and ways to grow - Reading Rainbow.

I can be anything!
Take a look, it's in a book - Reading Rainbow.

Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow, Reading Rainbow!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:53:53 No.8196199 Report

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This thread is made of win and candleja

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:54:52 No.8196229 Report

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Ia~! Ia~! Candlejack f'n

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:56:25 No.8196261 Report

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>>8196198
Needs a lot more Candlejack, amiri

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:57:19 No.8196280 Report

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There is no owl statue in our house. Get out right now.

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:58:04 No.8196306 Report

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next time I see this Candlejack motherfucker, I will eat the corn out of his po

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 00:58:13 No.8196308 Report

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DO NOT SAY THE WEENIE WORD!!!!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 24 May 2006 01:23:42 No.8197145 Report

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Candlejack must be busy toda

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